hipster irony

The purposeful irony presented by a hipster upon first glance or through deeper investigation, such as conversation. For example, only a hipster would wear a t-shirt that reads: "I'm NOT a Hipster. Believe me." It is also ironic that what hipsters deem as "cool" (or "deck," in hipster talk) is not really deck, but is approved only by members of that group.

Examples of hipster irony include iconic spectator glasses frames, a "casual" but "I'm not trying that hard to be casual" look, bedhead hair, and/or the century-old handlebar mustache comeback "look." Another example: Hipsters listen to music that they admit is crappy but that the band never "sold out." This could then be the topic of a very long discussion.

by annayellabanana September 19, 2013

hipster trash

those who dedicate their lives to emulate the image of an urban outfitters model. tends to work at a dead-end job, and spends disposable income supporting corporations that use child labor (nike), have republican agendas (urban outfitters), or on drugs/alcohol. has no interest in culture beyond "the underground". possesses the desire to improve society, yet makes no initiative to do so. prioritizes socialization over productivity and progression. easily identified by the "anti-war scarf".

Did that kid wearing a kaffiyeh?
Hipster trash.

by watchthepulse March 8, 2007

hipster douche

a $200 tight jeans wearing, Vintage Nike dunks loving Dork, who only listens to Vice magazine approved "underground" bands that he's told to think is cool. A hipster douche can often times be found wearing his little sisters T-shirts and watching DVD's of The O.C, cause its "IRONIC" (Also known as an HD)

(GUY) - so what are you up to this weekend

(HD) - uuuggghhh, well i just picked up the season 3 box set of the O.C. , so I'll probably watch that with my girl, than check out the catpower show, theyre awesome!

(GUY) - Oh catpower?, what do they sound like

(HD) - don't know never heard them but they got a 7 out of 10 in VIce

(GUY)- Man, what a hipster douche

by Alec sparx December 12, 2006

Tragedy hipster

A person who belittles or shames someone's attempts at showing their support or compassion for a tragic world event because the event itself is too mainstream.

Tragedy hipster facebook post example: "Good work, all of you who changed your facebook pictures to a Frech Flag, what about the tragedy in Beirut? You are all horribly racist and ignorant and terrible people."

(Credit: Josh Zepps on the Joe Rogan podcast ep.726)

by Adonji February 27, 2016

hipster gay

Definitely not a criticism, describes a person who transcends multiple definitions and shows themselves to be urban-cool and in-touch with mainstream culture.

See that dude on the dance floor rocking it with all the ladies. He owns a Spice & Tea Shop. He's so hipster gay.

by Alaskanassassain August 11, 2017

hipster philosophy

The philosophy of hipsters that is only known by those that are hipsters. Either you know it or you don't.

Elijah not only knows, but lives by hipster philosophy.

by ChubbyWubbyBear July 7, 2011

hipster rage

When a hipster is so enraged about something not being trendy that they temporarily obtain the strength of a grown woman

Bro 1: Dude, that hipster looks like he could actually fight a little girl right now.
Bro 2: Yeah, he got a bad case of hipster rage when his favorite band got too mainstream.

by HipsterHater69 October 2, 2010