Person who elevates minor same-sex dalliances in an attempt to seem more relevant and cool than they actually are, despite never having dated or slept with another same-sex partner again. Announce their bisexuality loudly and more proudly than other LGBT-oriented people and will regale you again and again with stories of their lone same-sex encounter.
by MRVS November 6, 2012
Get the Hipster Bisexualmug. those who dedicate their lives to emulate the image of an urban outfitters model. tends to work at a dead-end job, and spends disposable income supporting corporations that use child labor (nike), have republican agendas (urban outfitters), or on drugs/alcohol. has no interest in culture beyond "the underground". possesses the desire to improve society, yet makes no initiative to do so. prioritizes socialization over productivity and progression. easily identified by the "anti-war scarf".
by watchthepulse March 8, 2007
Get the hipster trashmug. a $200 tight jeans wearing, Vintage Nike dunks loving Dork, who only listens to Vice magazine approved "underground" bands that he's told to think is cool. A hipster douche can often times be found wearing his little sisters T-shirts and watching DVD's of The O.C, cause its "IRONIC" (Also known as an HD)
(GUY) - so what are you up to this weekend
(HD) - uuuggghhh, well i just picked up the season 3 box set of the O.C. , so I'll probably watch that with my girl, than check out the catpower show, theyre awesome!
(GUY) - Oh catpower?, what do they sound like
(HD) - don't know never heard them but they got a 7 out of 10 in VIce
(GUY)- Man, what a hipster douche
(HD) - uuuggghhh, well i just picked up the season 3 box set of the O.C. , so I'll probably watch that with my girl, than check out the catpower show, theyre awesome!
(GUY) - Oh catpower?, what do they sound like
(HD) - don't know never heard them but they got a 7 out of 10 in VIce
(GUY)- Man, what a hipster douche
by Alec sparx December 12, 2006
Get the hipster douchemug. Definitely not a criticism, describes a person who transcends multiple definitions and shows themselves to be urban-cool and in-touch with mainstream culture.
See that dude on the dance floor rocking it with all the ladies. He owns a Spice & Tea Shop. He's so hipster gay.
by Alaskanassassain August 11, 2017
Get the hipster gaymug. The philosophy of hipsters that is only known by those that are hipsters. Either you know it or you don't.
by ChubbyWubbyBear July 7, 2011
Get the hipster philosophymug. A person who belittles or shames someone's attempts at showing their support or compassion for a tragic world event because the event itself is too mainstream.
Tragedy hipster facebook post example: "Good work, all of you who changed your facebook pictures to a Frech Flag, what about the tragedy in Beirut? You are all horribly racist and ignorant and terrible people."
(Credit: Josh Zepps on the Joe Rogan podcast ep.726)
(Credit: Josh Zepps on the Joe Rogan podcast ep.726)
by Adonji February 27, 2016
Get the Tragedy hipstermug. When a hipster is so enraged about something not being trendy that they temporarily obtain the strength of a grown woman
Bro 1: Dude, that hipster looks like he could actually fight a little girl right now.
Bro 2: Yeah, he got a bad case of hipster rage when his favorite band got too mainstream.
Bro 2: Yeah, he got a bad case of hipster rage when his favorite band got too mainstream.
by HipsterHater69 October 2, 2010
Get the hipster ragemug.