Thor’s Hammer

Jumping over a child’s pink battery powered jeep and landing asshole first on the handle of a standing 5lb sledge asshole first

I was at a bonfire and jumped over a

pink jeep and landing ass first on Thor’s Hammer.

by Gemma5521 April 3, 2021

Hammer Show

Being drunk beyond all imaginable belief.

man, i was a HAMMER SHOW last night.

by Cfishhhh March 31, 2010

Hammer Jammer

ham·mer | \ ˈha-mər - jam·mer | \ ˈja-mər

A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.

Hey, Gerald, look at that hammer jammer! His cuffs are epic!

by Grain and Twill April 23, 2023

joy hammer

The name every man on planet earth gives his penis.

Jack: Hey baby, my joy hammer is ready to fix all your problems.
Jill: Sorry dude, I had my heart set on a pink taco...

by El Pulpo Guapo November 8, 2015

Broken Hammer

A broken hammer is just like a tool but is less useful, very annoying and someone that thinks they are better than you.

Jamal is acting like broken hammer.

by ThickBoi33 November 17, 2020

Hammer-hock

When you stare at someones package from a distance or up close without trying to be noticed

Stacey quit looking at that guys package! He's gonna noticed u hammer-hock

by Cjb86 October 16, 2020

Smash Hammered

When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.

"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."

"Dude, you were smash hammered."

by Simon5025 October 10, 2012