gobbler

girl that has extra skin hanging from her neck and jerks off guys with it. (girl from ocean twp. cna do this)

damn that bitch from 8th period gave me a gobbler and rip my penis apart.

by sam kay April 8, 2005

globbery

An adjective to describe an item that has the characteristics of both goopy and sloppy

Don't eat the globbery piece of shit burrito in front of me. You look like a fucking pig.

by Joe P. July 28, 2003

Gobbler

a heavy-set woman with extra skin hanging from her chin resembling a gobbler of a turkey

What's that under that fat chicks chin? It's her gobbler.

by Steven Andrew Wattsir February 24, 2011

globlet

a glob of butter sour cream or any other ingredeint larger than a spoon full but less than half a cup

How much sour cream do you want on your potato?

Just a globlet.

by angry elf 24 May 23, 2011

mud gobbler

Someone who enjoys licking their partner's anus hole. Those who do not wipe properly leave a little pooh around the anus, hence their partner spending time down there becomes a mud gobbler.

Jim: "Oh please keep going!!!"
Steve comes up for air and Jim sees a little hint of brown around Steve's mouth.
Jim: "Damn, Steve, your the greatest mud gobbler!!!"

by swinboat October 28, 2010

Whittling the Gobbler

Occurs when the neck skin of an elderly man or woman is used as a makeshift sexual orifice.

"I just caught my grandfather whittling the gobbler with my grandmother. It was awesome!"

by Mr. Crafty February 28, 2009

GH GOBBLER

When a girl bites your dick off and cuts a hole in a couch and puts your dick in there. Then you have to go look for it and sew it back on.

Duuude, that bitch just did the GH GOBBLER on me and now i can't find my fuckin dick!!

by The Slankin' Bananians #1 January 20, 2009