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Pit Pony Geezer Bird

Slang: British Female that behaves without normal feminine grace or decorum. With inhibitions lowered or removed by peer pressure and typically fuelled by alcopops or lager, they are often observed in the vicinity of or within the nightclubs of The North East region of the UK. PPGBs also appear in small groups at the popular cheap European tourist destinations frequented by the British; typically Spanish South Coast, Canary Islands and The Greek Islands.

Their behaviour and actions, which have in the past only been associated with drunken men, are loutish and ill mannered with contempt for other people. PPGBs will happily escalate the slightest minor verbal disagreement to physical assault, resulting in brawling on the ground with no regard for the consequences of their actions. Such situations might occur outside kebab-take away shops late in the evening and will often attract the attention of The Police.

Being overweight is not part of the definition of PPGB, however the attraction to fast food late at night is connected with the PPGBs lifestyle. Those that are overweight will happily display a lardy bottom with a thong and consider this to be a sexual asset. PPGBs may be promiscuous and consider this to be as a result of their popular attractiveness rather than anything else. Often with tattoos and very little cultural awareness they appear below Chav in terms of fashion sense and social skills. Their behaviour is best observed through the safety of the Reality Television documentaries on street violence and programmes of compiled from CCTV captured brawls.

The term "Pit Pony" comes from the North East (UK) coal mining industry and in this context refers to a solid lower working class person with little education.
The stereotype Pit Pony Geezer Bird would be a foul mouthed overweight Northern (UK) female with tattoos and badly beached hair, arguing with nightclub door staff on the street. Her children may have different fathers and be waiting for her return to their local council supplied apartment/flat.
by Don from, August 13, 2007
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spider geek

A tall,lanky, gangly geeky person with big arms and legs like a spider. Someone who looks like Stretch Armstrong.
A: Why is spider geek not coming out on the shot tonight?
B: He's changed
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Geeked

To be highly obsessed or in love with a person ; to describe an intense interest or emotion
I’m so geeked over son ones son .
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geeber

Yo, I'm lookin' to get housed. Pull me a geeber?
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cross country geek

1. Derogatory name used to describe cross country runners. Most people called this are actually surprisingly popular at school.

2. Someone who lives for no other reason than to be on the xc team.

**It is rude to call someone a cross country geek unless you self-identify as one.

Also see: trackie
That cross country geek would jump off an 18 story building if they got rid of xc tomorrow.
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geezums

1. A word said to avoid taking the lord's name in vain; an exclamation
Geezums, Jake is such loser!

Geezums you just popped up outta nowhere.
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geed out

(adv) A state of being extremely intoxicated or having overdosed on GHB or GBL, often in conjunction with alcohol. Almost always associated with nodding off, erratic behavior, violent, uncontrollable spasms, confusion, loss of motor control, loss of awareness, or unconsciousness. Although a dangerous condition that can result in death, sufferers usually recover completely within 24 hours with no lingering effects.
Sam: Did he fall asleep?
Ann: Nah, he's just geed out.
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