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friend zoned

A word used by the more pathetic guys that think girls are sex-vending machines. These guys typically think in terms of:

nice comments + good deeds + girl = sex

The term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure".
Jack: Aw man, I just got friend zoned by Lisa after all that hard work I put into being nice to her.

John: I heard "hurr durr, I keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no sex is coming out!". Seriously.
by Corey_Faure November 13, 2012
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Friend Ho

When Someone Who Used To Actually Be Your Best Friend Blows You Off For more *Popular* People Who are Actually snobs
Lacey: I hope You Know Your My Best Friend !!!!!!
Me:Awww..Really?Thanx.
*The Next Day*
Me:Hey Girll!!!!!
Lacey:What's that like umm annoying sound in my ear Let's go.!
Me:Shes Such A friend ho.....:/
by Bored..Chickk............:D August 7, 2009
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friend-request whore

a person on a social networking site who, using a picture much more flattering than reality, tries to obtain as many "friends" as possible in the attempt to make themselves feel popular, cool, or basically anything other than the social insecurity that plagues them.
Woah, Marissa has 1,223,456 friends on Facebook. I don't know, I mean it seems like a lot of people knew her.. I don't remember ever meeting her though... how do I have 245 friends in common with her? oh, she's a friend-request whore.
by tyliz January 7, 2010
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friend with benefits zoned

A cuck who is in a relationship with someone who only uses them for sex. The only reason they are with them still is because of the delusion that the person using them actually cares for them.
Josh thought Linda loved him but in reality she friend with benefits zoned him.
by Lumlotus June 9, 2018
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Friend Zone

The state of being denied relationship status because the other considers you a "Friend they don't want to lose". This more commonly affects men, as women get too into the friendship to consider the other in a sexual or romantic way. Men are more likely to stick it out and try and get into her pants and/or heart. Most women do it unconsciously, they like the person so much they don't want risk losing the friendship. They would also say they don't want to lose the friend as an attempt to soften the rejection.
James: "Hey I really like you, so do you want to go see a movie or something."
Mary: "I would really like that, except you're such a good friend that I can't think of you like that."
James: 'Inside of his head' "Damn, not the friend zone."
by TheJohnMonster December 18, 2012
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Friend Dating

When to people are dating and the male doesn't make very many flirty moves during the date (ie: holding hands, excessive compliments) because he is unaware of the females intentions. It's like dating but in a nonserious way. It's a terrible limbo, stuck between the dating and friend zone. People stuck here are trapped and have no clear guidance on how to act around the female, everyday they hope for the sweet release of "oh i just like you as a friend" or "lets make this more serious." But it never comes.....
Male: I like you. It's cool we've been going out so much.
Female: I didn't know that. I thought we were Friend Dating. You never flirt with me.
Male: I just tried to kiss you and told you I liked you... are you serious?
by stickdikler May 7, 2013
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Friend Zone

Basically where a man ends up when a girl finds out that she can make him his "boy friend" without having sex or other equally gratifying contact with him. It's an especially bad place for the guy, because it means that he's in for relentless crying and bitching and suffering when she's in-between boyfriends. In other words, you're the first person she goes to when she needs a cry and a bitch, but the last person she'd actually date or have sex with. If she asks you how to get a man, knowing you like her, then just shoot yourself right then, or move on.
Brody: So, what did she say?

Kyle: She said that "You're too good a friend for me to date you..." then later asked "Why can't I get a guy?"

Brody: Dude, you're in the friend zone. Look up urbandictionary.com and askmen.com so that this emotional castration doesn't happen to you again! XD
by Aakino April 1, 2009
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