Flake

soft, gay, pussy, fagget

steven: look at deez flake ass niggas

other person: fo real they some flake ass bitches

by WAKA FLOCKA FLAMEEE August 15, 2010

flak jacket

The act of putting on your sweater to reduce the risk of getting close to the gernade

When a fellow bro is about to take a gernade for another bro and might need some extra protection. So he throws on his sweater to reduce the damage taken.

John: dude look at that eye candy over there
Dave: man thats one narley gernade shes with
John: Bro i want her,.. you have got to help me out
Dave: god damm it, alright. give me a sec. gotta throw my flak jacket on

by Jhunter666 January 25, 2011

Flake Case

A person, typically Christian, who is your friend at first but then forgets about you, commits to other people when they're bored, show their interest in those people until they get bored with them and someone "more awesome" comes along. They normally talk about how much they "love" you but never act on it, because Jesus is the only real person who will be their bff, even though they say everyone else will be.

My roommate is a flake case. I used to be friends with her but now she pushed me away. Boo.

by Former Friend August 2, 2008

Corn Flake

The flakes found on a(n) penis or vagina. Usually found when the gentiles are dry. These are also made into the comman kids cereal.

I love my corn flakes fresh.

by 1A1A December 6, 2010

flaker

There are only 2 types of people in the world who eat flake chocolate bars:
- women
- gays
.'. you're gay or a woman

"hey little phil, stop flaking it up, n00b"
"FLAKER!"

by Teh_Jake October 1, 2005

wakka flakka elephant

A lesbian who smokes weed at parties with other lesbians and rub clots at the same time.

Hey Joey. You stay away from those wakka flakka elephants. There is a literal hive over there.

by weed fucktard June 22, 2016

Flak monkey

This is the asshole newb in Unreal Tournament Games that uses the flak cannon excessively , because its the only weapon he can use. Of course this being that splash damage does all the work. Anything with any sort of AIMING involved would clearly be to his/her detriment. Either way, He SUXORS

Dont be a Flak Monkey.

by [GWoS]Bahamut April 22, 2004