God's finger

Term used by certain paedophile members of the Irish clergy to describe their penis when in the company of young boys.

Christian Brother: "Oh look ... God's finger is pointing directly at you. That means you are the chosen one".
Young boy: "I'm scared".

by Kaiser1 July 19, 2014

Patsy's Finger

When you befriend a guy with the sole purpose of fucking his sister, you can choose to give him a Patsy's Finger. The process for giving a Patsy's Finger is simple. After fingering his sister, put the guy in a headlock; then, force him to smell your finger covered in his sister's juices. To make it complete, yell, "Patsy's Finger," while he chokes and gags.

Georgie is a fool for thinking I was his real friend. As soon as I got in his sister's pants, I forced him into a Patsy's finger! What an idiot. He cried.

by Philly Jay September 15, 2015

Foot Finger

A toe but for people who don’t know toe

Becky: look it’s a foot finger
Molly: you mean toe, Right?

by ryuisshook June 24, 2018

finger swagger

The above average skill of using ones fingers in a sexual manner.

Ladies, that man had finger swagger!

by Marthany September 21, 2013

The Family Finger

When a family, as a whole, flips someone off. (most commonly performed while driving)

I was driving down the highway and some ass cuts us off. I sped up to get next to him and as we passed him I honked the horn to get his attention and each family member raised up their middle finger and gave him The Family Finger

by TheViKing06 December 3, 2011

Witch Finger

the witch finger - the act of beckoning someone with your index finger. Witches often use this gesture saying the words "come closer"
used in the art of female masturbation in an attempt to stimulate female genitalia

he was giving her the old witch finger round the back of the bike sheds

by MC sauceyboy June 16, 2011

Finger crop

where you (and usually a group of male friends) try to use your finger or hand to cover a part of a photo to make a girl look hotter.

Usually this involves extensive experimentation to find the optimal angle and quantity of finger cropping to be used for best results.

"Aw dude no just move it over there a little bit more, i reckon finger crop her more like this"

by Hannibalant September 3, 2011