Eric stoker

A shady character who never has money to pay his bills. He is very quick to take a loan or sleep on a pretty girls couch for an indefinite amount of time. His charms will deceive you. heavy drinker is a huge understatement.

“Don’t be an Eric stoker man, pay the electric bill”

“I’m gonna have an Eric stoker breakfast today sir”. Aka (a beer)

by Bird man 72 May 21, 2023

Eric Leonard

Peak human, this is what everyone wants to be.

Man i wish i was cool, and hot as Eric Leonard

by Supa epic obama kisser November 12, 2021

Eric Clapton

Our Lord and savior.

Eric Clapton is my God

by Richard December 31, 2003

eric erlandson

Ex-guitarist of the rock band Hole. Made Courtney Love look like she can actually play guitar and took her shit until the group disbanded in 2002. Is still good friends with bassist Melissa Auf Der Maur.

Eric Erlandson - Courtney Love's former bitch.

by *Bee* September 14, 2008

eric soble

A really neat snazzy dude who's in a band and likes to roll around on the floor and make funny faces. He's not amazing with electronics, but he could tell you the history of soap in a minute.

"I was at the show and Eric Soble spazzed out and fell on the floor and started making crazy faces."

"I asked Eric what soap is made out of, and he pretty much gave me it's history."

by jetskiiii October 9, 2008

eric douche

a russian who is a complete asshole. see also douche.

"hey you wanna go out tonight?"
"no thank you i rather be eric douche and hit on internet girls."

by keven r October 19, 2008

eric's dick

1. The smoothest cock in the world. The highest hyperbole one can give something is to say that it is as _____as Eric's dick.

Jack: How about that sun, huh?

Kevin: Yeah! It's as bright as Eric's dick is smooth.

Jack: You can say that again! Eric's dick is SO smooth!

by boshlover69 July 4, 2016