Emotional Support Donkey

A person being strung along by their ex for emotional support while their ex hooks up with other people all while they're hoping for another chance!

Hey look at Jerry. Poor guy. His ex is using him as an emotional support donkey while she gets it on with Carl.

by The Late Brew April 25, 2020

Emotional Fuckdoll

A person who is used by others to alleviate their loneliness and to express their troubles and sorrows, but whose own feelings are ignored.

People always talk about their feelings but never ask about mine. They use me like an emotional fuckdoll.

by Abnormal Monkey February 7, 2024

Emotional Dry Humping

*Emotional Dry Humping (noun, informal):*

1. A metaphorical expression describing a state of intense emotional connection or interaction between individuals that stops short of deeper commitment, vulnerability, or full resolution.

2. Engaging in emotionally charged exchanges, such as flirtation or oversharing, without progressing to a meaningful or defined relationship.

"They spent hours texting about their dreams and fears, but it never went beyond emotional dry humping."

by geniussextherapist November 22, 2024

crushing emotional agony

When you're told your Penis is to small

Girl "is it in yet"

Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015

emotization

verb

to change from one stereo type - usually the teacher's pet/honor student - to emo (normally a highschool freshman or an 8th grader); adding an emoticon - like and smiley :) or a wink ;) - to a text message, IM, etc.

"you know that kid jimmy? I remember last year he used to be the pefect little goody-two-shoes, but now he's totally emo. He had a complete emotization, what a douche."

by obamapproved May 24, 2009

emote (i-ˈmōt )

intransitive verb : to give expression to emotion especially in chating. An "emote" is tool used in a chat forum that is a way of expressing a feeling or an action in text form. You start an emote by typing "/me" (without the quotation marks) in local chat or instant messaging forum. The host allows you to use a colon instead of ‘/me’, which is a technical way of saving your keystrokes. The colon that normally appears after your name in a chat doesn’t appear in the chat and is therefore describing your action, rather than showing the typed words that normally show that you are "speaking". It will present your feelings or actions in the third person.

Let's say you just told me a funny joke. I could type "hahahaha!", in which case an emote (i-ˈmōt ) in the chat window will look like this:

Username: hahahahaha!

Or, I could type the emote, "/me laughs!", in which case the chat window looks like this:

Username laughs!

Emotes can be fairly lengthy.

Example; We are at the beach and decide to go swimming.

Example:

Username strips of her top and pants, revealing all skin, and runs laughing into the ocean.

by William Danoven January 14, 2024

Emotional blueballs

When you really like someone and work up enough confidence to talk to them but then never get the chance.

*in head* I can do this. All I have to do is say hey and ask for their number!

Adult guardian: time to go!

*in head* oh crap... now I have emotional blueballs

by EmoHo July 22, 2018