dusty dream

when an older gentlemen semen is dried up and he has a wet dream and only dust comes out

hey that grandpa had a dusty dream last nite. he is covered n a cloud of dust.

by bonir March 17, 2010

Dusty Butt

A cheap prostitute or whore who is usually old and works for very little money.

The hooker down the street hasn't gotten any clients in months. She must be a real dusty butt by now.

by MadamCookie April 23, 2010

Dusty Milk Shake

The act of grabbing an elderly woman's teat and shaking it uncontrollably until rotten milk has been produced and made ready for bottling. Chill and serve.

Guy 1: "I went to visit my grandmother in the nursing home yesterday."

Guy 2: " My grandma passed away there last year."

Guy 1: "Yeah, they were out of soda so I settled on a good ol' Dusty Milk Shake."

by Johny12345 June 4, 2012

Dusty Toes

Someone from the middle east who wears sandals and is Indian, half the time barely speaks English.

Most likely works or own a convenience store/gas station.

"There are so many Dusty toes working at the quicky stop!"

"Yeah and every time I go in they're like "Hello buddy" it really pisses me off!"

"Fucking Dusty toes!"

by Hahn Daddy February 9, 2013

Dusty Fountain

When a woman, particularly of the older variety, who hasn't participated in coitus in over 10 years, recieves so much pleasure that when she cums, it replicates the dust cloud caused by the falling of the north tower.

Dude 1: How was that G.I.L.F. last night?

Dude 2: Disguting, the night ended when she dusty fountained all over my face.

by EatinDBush July 22, 2016

dusty banana

The act of performing fellatio on a penis covered in cocaine.

I love a good dusty banana, but they're so fucking expensive!

by saviphanee November 17, 2016

dusty cowtown

When your partner's into getting pooped on but all you can do is fart.

Allie was hoping for a Hot Carl but all I could Muster was a Dusty Cowtown.

by The Grand Poohbah January 11, 2017