driverjeff

means to drive a female that is already insane to the point of insanity there is no returning from.

when the woman got into an argument with the madman,he decided to talk so fast repeating each word over and over that she went completely driverjeff.

by slamdoll32456 November 6, 2007

mini driver

It is a sexual position where you are fucking dog style and the man swings one of his legs around and places his foot firmly on the back of the head of the woman

My girl was acting up last night. So I gave her the mini driver.

by Tom Horsfield July 12, 2006

Backseat Air [Backseat] [Air] [Driver]

When the person/persons in the backseat of any vehicle gets blasted by high velocity wind, be it cold or hot.

This is due the lethal combination of open windows and high speeds. The Driver is then referenced as a "douche bag", especially if it is done intentionally.

This can also be done as a deterrent for driving someone that the Driver particularly doesn't like driving around. As well the Driver reserves the right to pretend like they can't hear the person in the back seat, pleading for mercy.

"Woah! Dude put up the fucking windows, I'm getting some hardcore backseat air!"

Joe:"Man, Jake was being such a douche bag."
Gary: "Awe, pulling the old Backseat Air eh?"

Backseat Occupant: "Yo! Roll up the windows!"
Driver: "WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

Backseat Air Backseat Air Driver

by KaibaYoMama December 20, 2008

DDD (Day Drunk Driver)

When you have been day drinking all day and pass out in the afternoon, but then by early evening you want to go out again with your friends. Then you need a DDD to get you there. The DDD is like a pre-DD.

Zack: I can drive tonight! I'm not really gonna drink much. I got to day drink!
Mary Ann: No Zack... You've been day drinking all day. I'm not gonna drink tonight either. Let me be the DDD (Day Drunk Driver) tonight and I'll drive your day drunk ass around.

Zack: OK cool! I would 100% get a DUI right now even though I haven't drank since 2 this afternoon. For real!

by Maryawerden November 14, 2012

Polynesian Pile Driver

Perform a normal pile driver. Lay a woman on her back and force her legs over her head. The man squats over the woman and forces his erect penis downward into the woman's vagina. The man then thrusts up and down like a jackhammer. In addition, the man takes the spiky head of a pineapple and shoves it up the woman's ass providing a very unpleasant sensation, along with a nice aroma and possible bleeding. If you want to get fancy and perform a "Polynesian pearl piledriver" the man must also dip his balls in honey and shaved coconut adding to the pleasant aroma.

My bitch was in the mood for pineapples, so I gave her a Polynesian pile driver. Nonetheless she never asked for pineapples again.
Sex piledriver pineapple

by hoover50 November 7, 2015

Irish Driver's License

Irish Driver's License refers to any kind of driving ban. Traditionally this meant a ban related to a DUI, but has been expanded to mean a driving ban for any reason.

"I mounted the curb and blew a 0.12 so they're giving me an Irish driver's license for 6 months"

"Can someone give me a lift to the party tonight? I Irished up my license in May"

by GoldstocksCorporationCTO September 29, 2022

pile driver

The penis. Often used in reference to sodomy.

I whipped out my enormous pile driver and rammed it into my boyfriend's tight ass.

by Sue de Nimes June 26, 2005