ding-wad

A collection of tissues accumulated to staunch the bleeding from a small wound or ding

I dinged my finger closing the car door. It doesn't hurt anymore, but now I got this bloody ding-wad I have to toss out somewhere.

by scatter44 November 19, 2013

Ding Dong

Definition: A Ding Dong is a stolen car used to thrash about and do whatever in it. A Ding Dong can also be a car that is just beat up.

“Michael is Trapping in the ding dong”

“120 in a ding dong mush”

by K9 Juggs February 9, 2020

Dingalo

A lil bitch who lies about expecting a baby

Aulbrey Smith is a dingalo because he put on his story that he was expecting a baby.

by Sure knight November 14, 2020

ding-dong-ching-ding-dang

The way to call someone a no braining fucking retarded imbecile of a Lack of IQ completely idiotic dumbass nigger.

Jax: Hey Jale, I sent the sex tapes to the GC!

Jale: YOU DING-DONG-CHING-DING-DANG!

by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

wing wang ding ding do

when you accidentally put it in the butt

Jeff: Dang dude last night was crazy
Richard: No way what happened?
Jeff: I wing wang ding ding do'd her
Richard: Nice

by aljo1234 February 16, 2018

Ding

A remark to shout out when someone says something stupid or not at all funny

Jolene: "A man walks in to a bar ... ouch" (short silence whilst no-one laughs)

James: DING!!!

by kuala timz September 10, 2010

dingbat

a weird person or thing because they act differently from everyone else.

Dude, no wonder your friend live in Spreckles St. she's such a dingbat.

by not a dingbat September 28, 2005