Dark Side dollars

Money forwarded by special interest groups in a last-ditch attempt to keep corrupt politicians in power before elections.

We're keeping the grassroots donations rolling in to match and even surpass the Dark Side dollars that are going to those Senators.

by pentozali October 3, 2012

Iraqi-ass-dollar

The act of creasing any denomination of paper currency the long way; placing the bill between one's ass cheecks. This must be held for a period no less than 30 minutes prior to exchanging for goods or services.

While riding to purchase a jeep Cherokee, a 1 hour 45 minute drive away, my cousin informed me he had a surprise. Before arriving on our long car ride he pulls over counts his hundred dollar bills and says one is missing. Pulls one out of his ass and says my "Iraqi-ass-dollar!!! Let's ride!!!"

by Reyer December 24, 2012

two million dollar handjob

When a woman uses her two breasts to give the most sensational handjob ever

Rick: My wife just gave me a two million dollar handjob

Dan:My wife and I tried anal! :D

Rick: Gross.

by BestPseudonym March 21, 2014

The Ten Dollar Haircut Place

A place so mysterious iit has never been found only rumors can tell you the truth the legend is as follows:

To get a haircut fair of price, take a left after making nice with the man who nods twice, to the words 3.25 thrice. Then take a left at the door, that says 14-4. Then knock twice on a wall that states, come here for cheap and affordable rates. The place you have found, is very sacred and profound. Go there often and do not tell another soul, or you will find yourself dead in a hole.

Me: I have a question.
Friend: What?!!
Me: Where's the ten dollar haircut place?

by $10 January 17, 2017

evolved poop dollar

a prank played on strangers involving laying on the ground with a rolled up dollar bill in your butt crack

Dylan- "check out this dollar!"
Josh-"where did you get that?"
Dylan-" that dudes sweet cheeks"
Josh-"OH NO... EVOLVED POOP DOLLAR"

by Josh is my name April 18, 2018

Give a girl 20 dollars or your hoodie

Boys need to give a girl there hoodie or 29 dollars on November 1st.

Girl: Hey give me 20 dollars or your hoodie.
Boy: Why?
Girl: it’s November 1st.
Boy: So?
Girl: November 1st is when you give a girl 20 dollars or your hoodie day.

by Tiktokthotttt October 28, 2019

let the dollar decide

When you can't make a decision so you flip a dollar bill.

- Should we order pizza or Chinese food?
- I don't know , let's let the dollar decide.

by sumkorie June 23, 2020