double dish disorder

The irrational rage caused by someone ordering the same dish as you while at a restaurant.

1: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken.
2: Hmm. I think I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: What?
2: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: You can't have that.
2: Why not?
1: Because I'm having that. Pick something else.
2: I can't have the same thing as you?
1: No. No you can't. Pick something else. Now.
2: Jesus, looks like someone's got a case of double dish disorder...
(1 stabs 2 in the eye with a chopstick)

by FreemDeem November 19, 2009

Online Order Disorder

When people compulsively purchase items on the internet just for the joy of finally getting their items after the wait of having them shipped.

Ray: Gina is getting bad. She's showing serious signs of Online Order Disorder.

Lynn: I agree. She's buying stuff from Amazon.com every other day.

by Overlord Blue August 5, 2010

Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD)

A person who has a very bad habit of saying the word "Like"

Person 1: I'm like really like tired
Person 2: You have Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD)
Person 1: No because people with OLSD like say like, like a lot, because like they have like a terrible habit of like saying like.

by SlangDude November 28, 2012

Attention Deficate Disorder

The need to do something while pooping, i.e. reading, playing DS, texting etc

I read 3 chapters of my book while taking a shit, thanks to my attention deficate disorder

by MooseMan7 August 14, 2012

Summer Anticipation Disorder

That point in a school year, where summer break is finally in sight but still seems so far away. A moment in time where it's still too early to say, "Yay! It's almost summer!" but late enough in the school year where you just want to get out of there. Worse yet, those big scary exams are coming up, and you probably have a project or two that is worth more than half your grade lying around. Teachers are usually completing their curriculums around this time, and students have gotten noticeably cockier. Not to be confused with senioritis because this happens in almost every school year.

Person 1: Yay, summer's almost here!

Person 2: Dude, summer is still seven weeks away, chill out. You must have Summer Anticipation Disorder.

by Definers Galore April 28, 2013

boredomline personality disorder

A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.

Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!

by QuacksO September 3, 2013

Multiple profile disorder

When a person has multiple online profiles, and at a certain point starts confusing them. For example, mixing up usernames and passwords for all the various accounts you have, or forgetting what piece of content, or witty remark, you have posted where. Someone who suffers from multiple profile disorder will mutter and swear at themselves while staring blankly at a log in screen, desperately trying to remember what they're doing at this specific web site.

Joe can't log into his Simple account. He suffers from multiple profile disorder and forget his username and password.

by Rhino Von Steiner November 13, 2013