Diet Cherry Choke

When someone gives a virgin a blowjob, then stops and walks away right before the receiver orgasms.

Man, my first time was the worst. She gave me the good old Diet Cherry Choke.

by Lueggy April 17, 2020

Diet Chola

n. chivette who hits the gym so hard she has a man body, wears so much makeup to hide the fact she also has a man face, drinks hard, rages harder.

That diet chola did not spend 72 hours in crossfit last week just to let you waltz in hear and steal her wallet... I mean man... The gap you should be minding is your distance.

by TheTak August 5, 2016

Diet Coke

A drink marketed as a low-carb alternative to regular Coke. Works in so much that one or two sips of that glorified seltzer will actually dissuade you from finishing the whole can.

Diet Coke! Diet Coke! This is a sentence with Diet Coke in it!

by garcalej December 10, 2019

diet forever

A diet forever is a permanent devotion to a restricted variety of foods for the rest of a person’s life to improve health, or lose weight.

Person 1: “I’m thinking about doing something to lose weight, what do you think I should do?”

Person 2: *taps Person 1’s stomach* “You should go on diet forever”

by TheCheeseTax December 20, 2024

North Poleo Diet

A generally irreverent approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the North Pole ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.

The North Poleo Diet helped Mr Claus gain 30lbs.

Egg Nog, Breakfast of the Champions of the Frozen Waste.

by johnpercivalhackworth December 9, 2022

Leto diet

A diet invented by Jared Leto where your diet consist of only black angus

Omg he looks so skinny. It’s because he’s on a Leto diet and eats steak and ribs everyday

by Jarretttreat August 28, 2022

Prettykin diet

The infamous super-restrictive food-choice regimen that supposedly increases the chance that (1) your currently-existing relatives ("kin") will seem better-looking to you than they did before, and (2) you'll produce more attractive offspring than you might have with just a "regular" diet.

The Prettykin Diet is of questionable value at best, especially considering that (A) you'll likely feel ravenously hungry all the time, (B) it often produces horrendous flatulence, and (C) the diet's original founder committed suicide (or maybe he just succumbed to sheer hunger??).

by QuacksO August 12, 2018