Depression

A thing that every white middle schooler has along with calling people gay

7th grader : you're gay I do have depression
Other 7th grader: fuck you I also have depression

by pussydestroyingmaster42091169 June 26, 2020

Post holiday depression

The time between the holidays and your next pay-cheak when you don't have any money

Bob: Hey Joe! Wanna go out for dinner?
Joe: No, I'm still in Post Holiday depression until next week.

by Arrrrrrrrg January 2, 2009

End of the Day Depression

n. - The shitty feeling felt after a long fantastic day out with friends, spouses, family, etc. Usually occurs on the ride home from said fantastic day, or before going to sleep.

The party was freakin' sweet, but now I'm feeling some seriously shitty End of the Day Depression.

by DrunkenPotato August 6, 2011

PMD (Post Musical Depression)

This is the state of depression, remembrance, and longing after a musical or play that you were in is over. Specifically at SFS. You may feel a little to very shaken up, it varies from person to person. This can last up to 1-3 months.

*see someone from musical. "Heyy!!! Ommgggg (sad face here) I have PMD (Post Musical Depression) SOO BADD!" .. " OMG me too i miss sfs musical so much... my PMD is getting realy bad...thank God for frisbee thursdays!

by SFS MUSICAL FREAK June 9, 2011

Electronic Depression

When a person has no life, and sits on the computer for hours or hours at a time. They usually think about all the negative things in life. Suicide is thought of. They usually have waves of these feelings. Maybe for days at a time, or hours. And when one wave ends, they happily sit down at the computer and begin to get depressed again. Usually doesn't have a lot of friends, because they always talk about negative things.

REMEDIES: To get out of the house, work out, go to a baseball game, walk around town, go out in the country and get dirty, totally own someone, read the bible.

Dude, Blane had bad electronic depression. So his computer finally crashed from all the messaging he'd been doing, so he finally decided to go outside and find something else to do, now he loves baseball!

by pscyhoawesome April 20, 2009

byler depression

byler is the most precious ship on this earth. They have history, shared trauma and “chemistry.” Having a “byler” depression means that you miss these precious babies.

“Hey I have the byler depression”
“I miss byler”

by LaZy McChicken March 11, 2018

depression

A place you go to when you realize that life really isn't that great.

-Family member dies. = Depression
-Pet dies. = Depression
-Best friend betrays you. = Depression
-Income tax. = Depression
-Losing to a full house while flushing. = Depression
-"Sorry sir, we don't have anymore tomatoes". = Depression
-"Perfect girl" reveals her true self. = Depression
-Keg has just been kicked. = Depression
-You're hungry, but you're broke. = Depression
-There is a cannabis drought. = Depression
-Monday. If you work 9-5, 5 days a week. = Depression
-Sunday night. If you work 9-5, 5 days a week. = Depression
-Whatever happens after you graduate from college. = Depression
-Credit Card. = Depression (after a while)
-4:30am and you just ran out of beer. = Depression

by dep dawg June 21, 2009