Dan and Whits

If we don't have it you don't need it. Greatest general store in the United States, located in Norwich, Vermont since 1891.

Out of town person: This town is so small. Where do you guys buy groceries?
Town person: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Gardening Supplies?
Town: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Clothing?
Town: Dan and Whits
Town: If they don't have it you don't need it.

by nrwch05055 December 28, 2016

Slutty Dan

A guy who makes the gayest jokes around other men. Very Socially Akward

Dude Matt was such a Slutty Dan Today.

by Dan Vera December 8, 2014

dan watson

A tall, ginger lad. About 6ft. Probably a predator. Loves a thatchers gold at the weekend.

‘Oh look, there’s a Dan watson. Hide the children!’

by Gregg Stevens 45 October 23, 2019

Dan and Shay

Used in place of bad words and when you get super excited. Instead of “Damn, Gina”, it’s “Dan and Shay!” Or “Yo bro look what I just picked up!” “Dan and Shay that’s nice!”

One bro jumped in the pool over granpappys head and the other bro yelled “Dan and Shay that was cool!!”

by WTFunny September 18, 2020

Pulling-a-dan

Being a complete snake

Oh grace I’m totally-pulling-a-dan

by Dhiedjdjsoksdj March 27, 2020

dan and carl

Two Homosexual dickheads, who do nothing but put eachother's meat sticks in their butthole and eat fruit milk while they 'nae nae' all day.

"eY lad, do you happen to know dan and carl?"
"yE fuck i do, They were in the twin towers when bush bombed em up"
"good on em"

by fuckpoo69 October 27, 2015

DAN-HOUR

(DAN-HOUR) IS THE EQUIVELANT OF 4X WHAT EVER THE MENTIONED AMOUNT OF TIME IS ORIGINALLY.
SO IN ESSENCE IF A FRIEND THAT HAS AN OUTSTANDING KNACK FOR TAKING MUCH MUCH LONGER THAN THEY SAY THEY WILL, THEIR TIME CAN BE MEASURED IN "DAN-HOURS"

DANIEL HOYER: "AY YEAH BRO, I JUST GOT TO FINISH UP THIS ONE THING REAL FAST AND ILL BE BY IN AN HOUR"
ANYONE THAT KNOWS DAN: " OKAY SO ITS 5PM NOW, SO IN DAN-HOURS I SHOULD BE READY AT ABOUT 9PM, SEE YOU THEN"

by SAVAGESKIN December 19, 2021