mississippi crab dangler

it's a sexual act involving four people and a tractor.
first, three people get on the tractor,(usually males) and the fourth person the "crab dangler" gets tied to the back of the tractor.

while being pulled by the the tractor though a mississippi cotton field, the three people on the tractor are shitting, pissing, and ejaculating off the tractor onto the "crab dangler." it was propperly dubbed "mississippi crab dangler" because all the while, the fourth person has a crab dangling from his ballsack and or butthole. most commonly used with a king crab and a john deere 2001 series industrial lawn tractor.

dude, lastnight, joey was the mississippi crab dangler and he's messed up now!

by mississippi g-dog March 26, 2010

danger wank

to crack one off at speed making sure you shoot your load before you get caught!

shouting for your mum whilst beating off!
wanking in an elevator in a multi story car park whilst on the way to the top floor!
beating off in your car while waiting for the lights to change to green!
all of the above must be done by every male in the world!

by mike March 19, 2004

cherry dangler

The poo pebles that get stuck to the hairs of your arse and hang like cherrys

Example??? I could drop you one in the post. Cant think why you'd want it though!

by wide-boy-dave May 20, 2005

Danger Wank-up Call

The specific art or act of "Danger Wanking" as a "Wank-Up Call" on ones girlfriend/wife or man spouse. A man must achieve an erection quietly as the first step, then mounting their partners chest secretively. At this point the wankee(still sleeping) is slapped once (or twice if the wanker is brave) on each cheek. Followed by a furious "Danger Wank" which can only be confirmed by an excessive amount of man juice applied to the persos face before said wankee achieves full consciousness. Finally, if all the previous steps have gone according to plan, the task is ended with a heroic war-cry of "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!"

Clarissa: "Hey girl, how did your night go? I saw you leave with that hunk."

Yolandra: "Ooooh we had a lot of fun...until this morning when the dickhead woke me up with a danger wank-up call!"

Derrick: "Hey Brennan did ya win the bet?"

Brennan: "Absolutely man I totally danger wank-up called that bitch, gimme my money."

by Brocuzz July 8, 2011

dangleitis

A rare sickness of the hands, seen on an ice rink if seen at all. Symptoms include toe drags, triple dekes, sauce, the dirty pavel. Can be cured by using a wooden stick, using a brutal knob, or wearing a bauer cage.

Broadie #1: Did you see the move freaky Sully pulled last night on that Needham bender last night.
Broadie #2: Yeah looked like a pretty wicked case of dangleitis.
Broadie #1: That kid has immaculate flow.

by Rocko Lumber January 23, 2008

DangerDan

Someone who falls in love with someone over the internet.

Boy: I love my gf, Vixen.
Girl: Oh really, what does she look like?
Boy: Dunno. Met her in a chat room
Girl: Way to go, DangerDan

by kittentits15 February 24, 2008

Dani Danger

She is a female who often changes her haircolor, she has big green eyes, she's very artistic, she has many friends and is loved by all. Often, many envy her, mostly the whale type females. She is average height, has a gorgeous face, an amazing smile. But she always seem to look sad. She makes a lot of mistakes, but she meens no harm. She has a way of whipping the boys, they do almost everything she asks. She's incredible, independent, and unique.

Richard: "Who is that amazing girl over there?"
Justin: "Oh, that's Dani Danger, she's incredible."

by KillaFilla February 20, 2011