Handy Dan

A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.

All hail Handy Dan

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 17, 2023

Dan the Dirt

The best rapper of our time. Stream on Spotify, Apple Music, whatever…

Person 1: I don’t, I don’t need you…
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!

by Danthedirtnumber3fan November 27, 2022

Dan and Whits

If we don't have it you don't need it. Greatest general store in the United States, located in Norwich, Vermont since 1891.

Out of town person: This town is so small. Where do you guys buy groceries?
Town person: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Gardening Supplies?
Town: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Clothing?
Town: Dan and Whits
Town: If they don't have it you don't need it.

by nrwch05055 December 28, 2016

dan watson

A tall, ginger lad. About 6ft. Probably a predator. Loves a thatchers gold at the weekend.

‘Oh look, there’s a Dan watson. Hide the children!’

by Gregg Stevens 45 October 23, 2019

ravioli dan

Ravioli Dan is a term for a short man who is wider than he is tall. His shape literally is that of a ravioli.

Lol Tina look at Ravioli Dan waddle his fat ass across the street.

by WitchRed September 28, 2017

Lt. Danned

Fucking someone to the point of paraplegia

My legs don't work. You Lt. Danned me. Well done. Fucker.

by Awlupinthis July 24, 2017

Thunder Dan

The Greatest Track Coach, Geometry Teacher, youtuber, and elliptigo rider in the history of Marquette High School.

No one could keep up with Thunder Dan as he tore up the Milwaukee streets on his elliptigo.

"When I see you... in class"
-Thunder Dan

by thunderdanfanclub May 2, 2019