Someone from Carribbean descent who worships Jah and does nothing but sit on his ass all day smoking weed
by daddyswagbob February 10, 2021
Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?
Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!
Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!
by Crustycrustaceans November 13, 2020
A common roast mostly used in the Roblox Community. Also used a lot in the common trope 'Roblox Story But the Main Character has a brain'. Also can be extended with other words that rhyme like Ugly, Disgusting, Rusty, and more
by urbandici September 28, 2023
by lalanation February 20, 2016
Person 1: I will legit make a definition of crusty dusty and make it right now
Person 2:Do it I fudging dare you
Person 2:Do it I fudging dare you
by O my gosh November 02, 2019
1) a respectable, hard working prostitute who has criss crossed the globe up and down in her professional pursuits
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name
(1) - "Hey Charlie, see that chick doing a vertical split in the air?"
- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.
(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!
- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.
(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!
by therealcrusty May 08, 2016
When screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob.
Damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it.
by bigdaddy32092 January 20, 2010