An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
Get the Ultimate primal bourbon coonmug. by All things random December 13, 2017
Get the Ass coonmug. A Coon rider is defined as black male virgin that engages in raw sexual intercourse and/or anal for the first time in the back of the car. He often has 60 nangs beforehand and busts after only two pumps!
Ryan kite: Hey did you see that Coon rider riding that bitch in the car!
Bi Jai: Yeah! He was puffing on two bloons whilst “Jdogging that hoe”
Bi Jai: Yeah! He was puffing on two bloons whilst “Jdogging that hoe”
by Monkey Mav May 2, 2022
Get the Coon ridermug. 
by NewJigger June 6, 2023
Get the coon platoonmug. Coon Agent is the cognitive of Coon and agent; with coon meaning to act as whites (who came up with the term) expect for a black American to act, usually in obedient and stereotypical ways. For instance, they will dance, joke and display a big smile while never being serious about serious issues.
An agent is a representative of someone else, with the agent in the visible or public role with their names and faces put in public to represent the ideas, aims and goals of their employer. The employer is almost never seen, or is rarely seen or heard from, leaving the agent to handle all of the bad things. Putting the two words together, produces a Coon Agent; a employed agent or representative from another who goes against their people, who is a coon by default simply by allowing themselves to be used.
An agent is a representative of someone else, with the agent in the visible or public role with their names and faces put in public to represent the ideas, aims and goals of their employer. The employer is almost never seen, or is rarely seen or heard from, leaving the agent to handle all of the bad things. Putting the two words together, produces a Coon Agent; a employed agent or representative from another who goes against their people, who is a coon by default simply by allowing themselves to be used.
Tariq Nasheed is a Coon Agent for attacking Africans, Caribbeans and black Americans on behalf of his white masters. He never attacks his masters, which shows him to be both coon and agent.
by Coon Watch February 24, 2025
Get the Coon Agentmug. ,Coon
by romelmbarnett August 6, 2021
Get the Coonmug.