To forcibly pass a chunky shit, usually in a public restroom. This may follow the consumption of cole slaw, raw corn, beef stew, or an entire head of raw garlic cloves. It is also usually followed by an excess of splashing on contact with the water, and an onslaught of exceedingly unpleasent odor, reminiscent of rancid cole slaw. The phrase itself immediately invokes a general sense of its meaning.
Dude, a big black dude left the Burger King restroom with a huge grin on his face.
Why?
Nah, he obviously left because discovered that there was what sounded like a mortally obese man who was sliding that cole slaw like no one's business, which was accompanied by deafening groans.
Thats fucked up dude!
Why?
Nah, he obviously left because discovered that there was what sounded like a mortally obese man who was sliding that cole slaw like no one's business, which was accompanied by deafening groans.
Thats fucked up dude!
by Prblysolid March 31, 2011
A shower in where you don't want to be grody but you also don't want to waste time drying off so you simply run the water over your head and proceed to the window for a bowl of marijuana.
Nikka1: Fuck dude! They're gonna be here any fucking minute, I dont have time for a shower!
Nikka2: It's ok bro, go take a Cole shower.
Nikka2: It's ok bro, go take a Cole shower.
by Dat Niqqa May 29, 2011
*also said as DC*
A douchebag that is always just waiting for someone to do something wrong to get them in trouble. Usually a older man but can also be an older woman. DC's are usually found around lakes to yell at jet skiers and ATVing hot spots.
A douchebag that is always just waiting for someone to do something wrong to get them in trouble. Usually a older man but can also be an older woman. DC's are usually found around lakes to yell at jet skiers and ATVing hot spots.
Guy 1: Hey you want to go four-wheeling over by the dunes?
Guy 2: No, that old man lives down there, he'll be waiting on his porch to yell at us.
Guy 1: Oh yeah, what a DC (Doug Cole)!
Guy 2: No, that old man lives down there, he'll be waiting on his porch to yell at us.
Guy 1: Oh yeah, what a DC (Doug Cole)!
by DJ Cool March 12, 2007
by armyguy68K July 17, 2009
A short, annoying kid with a high ass voice who nobody likes. He has Justin Bieber hair, and just never shuts up about shit nobody cares about. The type of kid to have all of his school projects done by his parents.
by Bobby Boberson December 04, 2018
noun, A tall 6"3" ish man of dark mediterranian reatures with a tendancy to dote excessively on younger female siblings. goes by the unforgettable name or the manical master nib
There is an odd man over there licking a young girl's shoes for her. she appears to have trod in horse shit. she looks like his sister. he must be an Old King Cole
by oldkingcolejr May 21, 2003
The literal love of my life. The most caring human to walk the planet. Not only is he sweet but he has a nice sense of humor that has made me feel better on so many occasions. My life has gotten so much happier because of Cole and I could never live life without him. He is everything you would want in a person from cuteness, smarts, and being an athlete. He is a wonderful person to be friends with but if you find a Cole like Cole Anthony Christian snatch him up because he will be the greatest thing to enter your life. Cole is an easy person to talk to about your problems or anything you feel you can’t keep in. Cole has been such a good influence on my life and I’m so happy that I now have him. I hope I never have a day without Cole Anthony Christian in my life. I love you Cole. :) <3
Cole Anthony Christian is my happiness.
by Dotsnatural October 01, 2018