Coffee Project

A Job that requires unhealthy amounts of coffee to complete.

Guy: Did you finish the entire book in one night!?

Guy2: Yea it was a real coffee project...

by Earwig August 20, 2008

coffee warlord

a drug addicted miscreant, requring a blend of caffeine and nicotine to survive

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

Coffee Pot

Tea bagging someone so hard they taste it in the morning

Bob: Man what the hell happened to you??

Matt: I got coffee potted and now this taste won't go away!!

by Death's design September 11, 2010

Instant Coffee

Office code for quick sex with a new love interest.

Sex that didn't last long.

Coworker #1: So did you make coffee
Coworker #2: Yeah, but it was instant coffee :(
Coworker #1: I'm sorry :(

by danielizabethlily January 15, 2008

Coffee Belly

The aching feeling in your stomach when you drink too much coffee, particularly without eating very much food.

Oh no, I shouldn't have drunk all of that coffee before breakfast, got myself some coffee belly now.

by Angus Fern December 9, 2010

coffee house

hippys used coffee house and flower shop as the place where you drank coffee and listen to poetry quoted by a little skinny girl in a little cotton dress and nothing else.

i will meet you at the flower shop.

by r cane July 17, 2005

Coffee Boy

Kirk Hammet's role during the production of St Anger because James wouldn't let him play guitar.

Kirk - "Check out this solo". James -" Quit yo jibba jabba and give me your guitar! Commercially selling out is the way forward! Make yourself usefull and go make me a coffee scrotum boy!"

by SATANSFISHTANK November 1, 2003