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Kenley Jansen

Right handed Pitcher for the Los Angeles dodgers

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Kenley Jansen gets paid 152 million dollars so he can go choke every game
by Amiller27282828 October 8, 2020
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Choking game of wonders

A game played by psycho punks, by inducing pain to others.
such a jerk genius, if it’s all for his choking game of wonders.
by RkforCunt February 13, 2021
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different folks, different chokes

Everyone has their own fetish.
Did you hear Bob was into feet? Never knew, different folks, different chokes.
by Darkneostar1 December 8, 2014
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choke a lemon

Kid writing review on minecraft: This game is to blocky, creepers keep blowing me up!!!! CHOKE A LEMON!!!!!!
by mtyuaduauduve3845 September 21, 2025
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Choke

Did you see the Atlanta Falcons choke and blow that 20 point lead?
by The band kid October 3, 2020
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Choke

one who always lets the team down.
Bro Jacob is always a choke.
by daddyraj February 14, 2023
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goat choking

To masturbate furiously where the person doing so squeezes his penis in an aggressive manner.
person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."
by Tomm Orrow April 9, 2015
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