Chode 

A dick that is fatter than it is long

Bryson's chode is very SHORT and very FAT. It is hairy and tends to sweat

Chode by Disisalec January 18, 2018

Chode 

A penis that is as long as it is wide. Most scientists think that it's impossible.

Girl 1: his penis is as long as it is wide! It's so much fun.
Girl 2: Well, then he has a chode.

Chode by Da Chez January 20, 2018

Chode 

A man whose has slanted eyes and likes to feast on cats and dogs... he sells it half price.

Wow! Chode, The Man, Myth, and Legend, walked around the corner to find that he was gay beyond repair.

Chode by Hilow buddy January 29, 2018

Chode 

Chodezolez

Wow he is a real chodle/ chodezolez

Chode by Chickenchode353 May 15, 2018

Chode 

It’s what a mouse has

I have a chode 😢😢😢😢😢

Chode by 66667777nbghdjsksj May 17, 2018

Chode 

1) A penis wider than it is long
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it

8th Grader 1: You're a chode!

8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!

Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*

Chode by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

chode 

a fresh penis

yer a fucking chode; suck on my chode; stop yer fucking little chode bullshit

chode by little lllll June 13, 2018