chicago cubs

The Chicago Cubs are the single most loser organization in the history of sports. I talk not only about the numbers but the quality of talent and fan base. The tradition is losing. For a country that is largely made up of losers and those who have never won anything in life it is easy to see why there is so many Cubs fans. It is sad that people, grown ups teach their children it is acceptable to root for a team that time and time again embarrass' it's city. The Chicago Cubs play at the worst field left in the majors. It is in the heart of boystown in Chicago, IL. This may explain the sheer number of homosexuals who frequent the games. Cubs fan are not real sports fan and they do not care for the game itself. Being a Cubs fan is a NOVELTY. the Cubs are a novelty act that is more of a show going on while there is a drunken homosexual party in the stand. For a person to call themselves a Cubs fan they admit that they are,

1) Gay,

2) A Loser,

3) is a phoney,

4) a drunk,

5) has a small loser shaped penis,

OR

6) an unhealthy combination of 1-5.

So there you have it. That is the true definition of the Chicago Cubs.

1908-2012 "chicago cubs lose again... like it ever matter, we are here for the forced entry"
2012 numbers dont lie

by thetruthisheretosaveyou July 19, 2012

Chicago Cubs

Chicago's "other" baseball team. Vastly overshadowed by their archrivals the Chicago white sox. Have not won a world series in ages and its likely that they never will

Chicago Cubs are to white sox in Chicago as mets are to Yankees in new york

by Ghac October 13, 2011

Chicago Chili Cheese-dog

When a girl is having a yeast infection, you have anal sex while she's crapping all over your man-meat

My girl was on the crapper, so I picked her up and gave her the Chicago Chili Cheese-Dog.

by Shake 'n Bake August 15, 2006

chicago soft core

1. a name for the type of music bands like Fall Out Boy or Spitalfield play, very awesome catchy music.A light sounding rock music.

"No way you like fall out boy too? I love chicago soft core!"

by Laura K. December 9, 2005

Chicago 3rd Leg

A very small penis.

Example #1: Zachary said Jarred has a little pecker. A real Chicago 3rd Leg. All of 2 inches!

Example #2: Willie is in love with Gina but she wants nothing to do with his Chicago 3rd Leg.

by Somerville 4 life February 11, 2020

Chicago Bears

The shittiest team in the NFL, whose 2010-11 season was ended (no shit right?) by the Chicago Bears on January 22, 2011.

The Chicago Bears are hopeless.

by Mike Dickta January 23, 2011

Shabby Chic

A "style" invented by paint manufacturers to promote painting things then rubbing most of it back off, and people with no money who don't mind living with old crap battered furniture.

I love your shabby chic furniture, it looks so.... old and crap!

by TimmyRaa August 18, 2014