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Canadian Killing Squad

The cKs Canadian Killing Squad is an elite, organized, and tactical SOCOM clan that is structured by an internal chain of command. We are respectful, honorable, and serious when it comes to our clan. We structure ourselves to gain much more from the game that couldn't otherwise be had. When it comes to the game whether in practice or battle, we hold cKs to the highest standards and expect those we play with and against to do the same. We treat all other clans and SOCOM players alike with respect and dignity.

cKs has an extensive history. We have been around since SOCOM I, and have seen our fare share of battles. We've made it through the toughest and darkest of times and because of this we are a close group that has grown together throughout the last few years. The average age of our squad is 24, and are always looking for respectful, mature, and dedicated SOCOM players who want to experience more out of the game through organization and tactical teamwork. We work hard, but play harder.

With tradition and experience as assets we have no plans of ever slowing down. cKs is a tested and true clan that has seen multiple leaders, but managed to continue to be one of the top SOCOM clans in the universe. With every new SOCOM game produced we grow and evolve to be a better and stronger clan.

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Canadian Idiot 

A good song by Blue Day it goes somethin' like this...
DON'T WANNA BE A CANADIAN IDIOT!
I LIKE BIG TITS ON GIRLS THAT ARE INNUIT!
This is a song about the Canadian Nation, Vancouver is a place full of Asians.
All around the CanAdian Nation. Red necks are beatin up on Hatians. Chug some syrup and listen to Sum 41. Avril has sharp teeth!
Canadian Idiot by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Canadian Snorkler

A sexual move: the woman lies on her back while the man stands over her head, facing her feet. He drops his ball sack onto her eyes, covering both eyes, then he sticks his dick in her mouth like a snorkle. It's "Canadian" because they do everything wrong in Canada.
I was going to fuck her, eh, but I gave her the Canadian Snorkler instead.
Canadian Snorkler by Scott Ras November 24, 2006

Canadian History 

Also known as "two girls, one Stanley Cup", it is a sex in which two female parties defecate into said hockey trophy and while using moose antlers as a sex toy lubed up by maple syrup and farting the song "Oh Canada" then feast upon the contents of the cup all while having a picture of Canadian born actor, Michael J Fox's picture mounted on a operating vibrator in the background to set the mood.
I showed my grandmother a video of Canadian History and she puked.

Canadian Touchdown

When a male participates in sexual intercourse while donning his Canadian Tuxedo, his dudemeat threads through his underwear and denim pants. During intercourse, the male simultaneously defecates in his denim pants. Following climax onto the female's torso, the male removes a handful of the defecated matter and spikes it onto the ejaculation site, like a football.

Canadian street sweeper 

sex move in which one partner cuts or shaves off their pubic hair, applies them to their partners face which they have previously covered in cum, and paste the pubes onto their partners face.
Damn, my junk's a lot cleaner after my chick asked for a canadian street sweeper last night.

canadian jackhammer 

A Canadian Jackhammer is when you are 69ing a girl while you (the male) are standing. When you are about to ejaculate, you drop her on her head.
We got pretty freaky last night. She ended up with a concussion after we tried that Canadian Jackhammer.
canadian jackhammer by Db9870 November 12, 2015