burning man

Like wasting $1000 to hang out in the parched desert with 35,000 bitter hippies? If you answered yes to this question, then Burningmans for you! Come join the burned out Deadheads and deluded, hard-up Frat boys to chase the handful of washed up hippy women that were in their prime in the summer of love 1969. If you have any drugs, make sure to hoard them because everybody else will be! Not to mention the HUNDREDS of law enforement agents and their canine units just ITCHING to make a bust. Throw in the alkaline soil slowly eating away at any exposed skin, and you're good to go! Bring a women with you and watch 20 horney dirtbags instantly materialize to try to pry her away from you! This event might have been fun back in the '80s, but if you're really looking for a good time, spring break in Cancun is the place to be.

Now I know why they call it burningman, cuase man, do you get burned!

by alphahooker November 23, 2004

Burn Book

A Burn Book is a book where a person can vent out their hate/annoyance of others. It is similar to a diary but instead of documenting your day and/or feeling you are documenting your negative thoughts of others. A Burn Book will often contain Harsh comments and insults.

"I write in a burn book to let my anger out."

by OutOfHerePlease January 1, 2021

vajazer burn

The bumpy irritated skin surrounding your vagina the day after you shave with a razor.

My razor is dull and now I have vajazer burn.

by boarding bonanza February 13, 2015

pity burn

When you're out of pot, but your buddies aren't, and they take pity on you and get you burnt. After it becomes part of your vocab, you can shorten it to simply a "pity."

Can I get a pity burn at lunch? Swing by later for a pity, yo!

by chas979 May 8, 2012

Branca Burn

When a lawyer delivers a burning one-liner that makes low testoterone prosecutors cry in frustration

Example of a Branca Burn: Mathew Didn't exactly rush out there to provide first aid to Erin Eldrige's cross of Kim Potter.

by Locnav December 17, 2021

Wedge burn

When your underwear gives you wedgies and results in wedge burn.

Often used by females whose underwear rides up. i.e. thongs and tight underwear.

Girl 1: Ugh this underwear is giving me a wedge burn!
Girl 2: I definitely know that feeling when I wear my favorite thong....makes my butt feel like it's on fire!

by Wedge burn girl July 23, 2012

Beaver burn

Beaver burn. A beaver burn is when a vagina, otherwise known as beaver, pussy, clam or twat. Is repeatedly rubbed onto ones face until raw during oral sex with a woman.

Shaving was very hard today from the beaver burn I've gotten last night.

by Fuddzy2145 June 7, 2018