"Mallarie is full of bullshit"
by Baseball31 July 6, 2017

2 TV Remotes, a copy of Morbius on Blu Ray, and a bag of Knorr Sidekicks Cream Bacon Carbonara Pasta.
This originates from a video posted online of men handing out christmas gifts in a car, in which a man said “Hopefully it’s not some bullshit.” The items he’s received was the following, which are indeed, bullshit.
This originates from a video posted online of men handing out christmas gifts in a car, in which a man said “Hopefully it’s not some bullshit.” The items he’s received was the following, which are indeed, bullshit.
Person 1: Man what the fuck…
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: You know those men in the car handing out presents?
Person 2: Yeah? What did they give you?
Person 1: 2 TV Remotes, a copy of Morbius on Blu Ray, and a bag of Knorr Sidekicks Cream Bacon Carbonara Pasta!
Person 2: What a bunch of bullshit!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: You know those men in the car handing out presents?
Person 2: Yeah? What did they give you?
Person 1: 2 TV Remotes, a copy of Morbius on Blu Ray, and a bag of Knorr Sidekicks Cream Bacon Carbonara Pasta!
Person 2: What a bunch of bullshit!
by H. W. Anglerfish December 23, 2024

A neck beard, fedora wearing, weeaboo watching my little pony gets so excited over one scene that he literally shits himself, just a little. And that one shit rubs off on his underwear and stays there. That is the bullshit stain.
by a literal butt September 14, 2015

Total Bullshit
If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022

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by Youxoli October 25, 2020

Whenever Bethesda does something so stupid that you metaphorically shake your head in disappointment.
by KarenDraws May 22, 2019
