Dream blond

the perfect guy for any girl.

oh wow there's a dream blond!!

by TheCaringFriendAndSister! April 8, 2024

Blonde people

Most likely dyslexic

Blonde people suck at reading

by Dookienibbles April 29, 2025

Blonde

A hair color, usually stereotyped in women to be dumbasses or slow.
not all blonde women are stupid, only the majority.

Mike: Goddam look at that blonde

Joe: She’s prolly really fuckin dumb!

by Shreks cousins sisters mom July 21, 2021

Blonde Daniel

Sexiest man to walk on this Earth!! when i tell u this man is sexy, i mean it forreal. Caring and comfortable to be with, and for the ladies hes a booty lover, he wants +++ size booty and he is to good at rocket league, he is a daddy and a man of class!

Oh you know blonde daniel? marry my daughter lad.

by anonymous December 25, 2021

Blonde moment

An act of doing something really stupid

Halley: omg you won’t belive what I just did

Klouda: what
Halley: I forgot how to spell pull for a second

Klouda: omg Halley you just had a blonde moment

by BerscansoTheDuck June 9, 2018

blonde enthusiast

someone that is only attracted to blondes and thinks they are the best

John: i heard Jakes last 3 girlfriends were all blonde

Kyle: he must be a blonde enthusiast

John: yea i’m pretty sure he is at this point

by Secyboy69 August 5, 2022

blonde eli

A complete dumbass with the fattest cock you'll ever meet

Yo bro do you see that person over there their definitely a blonde Eli

by Dr. Profussy July 19, 2022