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SoCal Asster Blaster

A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)
"What are you gonna use all this for"
"Haven't you ever heard of a SoCal Asster Blaster"
by The Flying Mastadon January 13, 2018
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Pussy destroyer Blaster Edition

The type of genre of music that will make sure you get laid. Blaster edition stands for a record about this genre without any songs on the record. Length of recorded music, 00:00.
explaining to teacher about why he wrote pussy destroyer blaster edition in his locker. Pulls up this on his phone.
by Lockerpussyman May 16, 2018
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Georgia turbo blaster

The act of twerking over your partners face to stir your guts after taking laxitives then blasting feces all over them.

Aka The Gut Tumbler
I was going to ask Jenny out again but she did a Georgia Turbo Blaster that fucked up those chances.
by GRL2NV August 17, 2018
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Canadian finger blaster

when you go to tim hortons and order a extra large black coffee, pour the hot coffe into your girlfreinds vagina then fill the empty cup with moose shit and freeze it, then shove the Canadian finger blaster filled with frozen moose shit up your girfreinds asshole
man that canadian finger blaster made my girlfreind squirt last night
by aheadbyacentury October 25, 2018
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Kentucky sand blaster

The act inserting a sand blaster gun into your penis and turning it on until it is full of sand and then placing your penis in her fart box and blowing a load of sand in her
Omg Becky I got a Kentucky sand blaster last night.
by 69chipmunks September 10, 2020
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New York Finger Blaster

When you are balls deep and she keeps asking for more so you out your pistol in her ass and bust a couple caps while simultaneously nutting in her.
I hit my girl with a New York Finger Blaster last night. Let's just say she wont ask for more again.
by AsianPickleJuice December 19, 2020
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New Year’s Blaster

When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan
Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single
by Senutobi December 31, 2020
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