dirty birthday candle

When the guy is about to cum, the girl blows the jizz as it comes out as far as she can.

at my birthday party last night, that girl dirty birthday candled me ;)

by lenda666 July 7, 2009

Happy Heavenly Birthday

What people, usually millennials or Gen Zers, say on social media to pretend that their dead relative has social media and will see someone wishing them a happy birthday. Used a significant cry for attention, usually to pretend that all the people commenting on said post actually give a flying fuck about their relative’s corpse, when, in reality, it is the equivalent to wearing a shirt that says “Give Me Attention and Pity So I Feel Good About My Poor Life”.

Oh grandma died 6 years ago and it’s her birthday today :( Oh wait! I know what to do! *looks up random photo of grandma* *posts on social media* Happy Heavenly Birthday Grandma, miss you everyday!

*sits back, relaxes, and counts the likes and comments* *sips coffee* wow I’m such an amazing and popular person. All these peasants!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 27, 2023

Happy birthday Colin

When it’s someone’s birthday it’s Colin birthday, everyday of the week is Colin birthday. Wish Colin happy birthday no matter what time and day of the year.

Happy birthday buddy...Happy birthday Colin

by Mr.Wrestling mark April 9, 2021

quick birthday fixup

an excuse you use when u forget about someones birthday then try to fix it by acting like u had a surpirise party planned out so u pruposely acted like u forgot it, sending a card late bt saying sorry it was the mail was slow, or by calling them late and trying to say ur fone was cut off.

sam- oh oops i forgot max's bday

kyle- yeah wat r u gona do?

sam- im thinkin about wich quick birthday fixup i should do, the mail or the phone one

by ciiiii January 7, 2010

Birthday twin pals

When two or more people, who are not twins in the traditional sense, share a birthday.

Chris, Tasha and Kara's husband all share the same birthday making them birthday twin pals. How freaky!

by Sallgoodman December 12, 2016

hot birthday cake

When you cum on someones ass and then stuff candles in their anus and light them

I gave my girlfriend a hot birthday cake for her 14th

by analprolapser3600 December 18, 2017

Birthday Friend Ratio

On your Birthday, take the number of birthday greetings you get on Facebook and divide by total number of friends.

I have a Birthday Friend Ratio close to 1 because I don't add acquaintances nor do I accept their friend requests.

by elseTM October 29, 2011