Best Friend

Your partner in crime

Hey Best friend. you wanna steal some lollipops?

by Mega Sigx May 1, 2015

Best friend

A best friend is someone who sticks up for you and stands by you no matter what. They are kind smart, sarcastic, and will always cheer you up. No one can replace your best friend.

Person 1: Ur my best friend and I luv u.
Person 2: awwww I luv u too bestie!

by Oof_hi December 8, 2019

2nd is the best

A saying losers tell themselves to make them feel somewhat happy with their lives.

Dude 1: *wins marathon*
Dude 2: *second place*
Dude 1: I can't believe I won
a marathon! This is the best day of my life!
Dude 2: yeah, well first is the worst and 2nd is the best , so HA!
Dude 1: Really?

by MyLifeStory May 14, 2017

Best hugs

micheal dowling is scientifically proven to give best hugs (note: there hard to get as micheal dowling is the most handsome man alive)

Micheal dowling is so handsome and gives the best hugs

by Joseph mamaaaa December 8, 2020

the best names

Phil Macrackin
Phil Magroin
Hue Janus
Joe... we all know Joe
Deez... we all know Deez
Myra
Myla
And of course
Wendy

Guy 1: you know the best names
Guy 2: like phil?
Guy 1: PHIL MYCRACKIN! HAHAHAHAH
(proceeds to shove cock in mans ass )

by wack_1 November 17, 2021

Best Fish

(1) one who is the favorite of all your fish, even though chances are she is your only fish (2) one who would like to buy a boat and sail around the world with you (3) one whose favorite songs are....Babygirl by Sugarland and Boondocks by Little Big Town (4) one who dines on mall flowers as you watch nearby (5) one who you write beautiful and original music with, a capella (6) one who completes the toe-fish-fish triumverate (7) one who enjoys playing with pollies (8) one who likes male planes (9) one who does full-length ad lib musicals with you in the kitchen (10) one who was, and is, and always will be the very best fish in the world

Here comes HWills with her Best Fish. Wow...they look good. Why do I even try?

by RileyLuver4Ever January 13, 2011

Best Friend

A friend everyone wants, but few have. Some search their whole life for a best friend and never find one. Some find one when they are very young. If you are lucky enough to get one keep them. Many people don't have best friends and lay alone every day wishing for one. If two people are best friends they are always happy together. Sometimes best friends get in fights, but it never lasts long. If you are ever lucky enough to find a best friend that lasts longer than 1 month you must be a great person, and a great friend. If you never find a best friend (like myself) you probably should stop trying because it's obvious you'll never find one. It's ok though because then you have one less birthday and Christmas present to buy... it's also one less that you'll get. It sucks not having a best friend, especially when it's the one thing most people need. You always feel alone.

I have always wanted a best friend, however no one wants to be my best friens

by Puglover77 December 26, 2016