lil' bear

Someone who finds themselves in situations that are simultaneously hilarious and inexplicably cute. Simply put, the most adorable of creatures.

True to form, lil' bear didn't realize that a copious amount of honey was dripping down her legs.

by dangerbru November 14, 2010

Buggy Bear

Buggy bear (alternative name:bug) is the bestest person you can meet. They can be cold and a bit of a bitch, and will push you away at first, but if you can get through that, they will have your back for life. A Buggy bear is usually seen wit a maxipoo in a barely platonic and slightly carnal relationship. Buggy bear is honest and very sweet, and will call you out when needed, and may or may not teach you how to roll cigarettes. They are so swag, and fucking hot, and they fuck everyone on the Minecraft bed on the down low. And don't cross them cuz they WILL and maybe already have fucked your mom.

Buggy bear fucked my mom outta spite.

Buggy bear and maxipoo fuckin on da Minecraft bed.

Buggy bear × Maxipoo= #relationship goals

by u r. M o m. June 12, 2022

Wobby the Bear

wobby the bear; the most amazing bear in the world. Originated from backpacking on Roblox.

do you know wobby the bear?
why, he’s the most amazing bear in the world!

by iamsittingbehindyou9 March 8, 2022

Bear wings

Long and excessive back hair that cannot be reached so it could be shaved. At least by normal means. You could always mount a shaving unit to a post and act like a bear by "scratching" your back on it.

The man asked his coworker if he could help shave his bear wings.

He has such big bear wings he might be able to fly with them.

Don't pretend you don't know what bear wings are.

by davidmai March 31, 2015

Bear Shaving

The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.

You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.

Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.

by black cat bastard August 3, 2009

Bear Hugger

An obese Canadian person who loves bears and boxing.

"That guy is such a Bear Hugger! His relationship with that grizzly bear will never end!" "Yeah but his boxing career will."

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

Ronny Bear

Getting your ass jerked off by a stripper at the pleasure dome

The bachelor received the best Ronny Bear of his life

by Showmeyourpoopchute August 29, 2017