Joe Thornton's Beard

Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.

Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Revolutionary Beard

A beard that is untamed and unkempt. It is often worn by academics (for counter cultural reasons) or guerrillas (for practical reasons) as they fight the tyranny of capitalism, fascism, tradition, and the status-quo.

Girl: 'Won't you use a beard trimmer? You look homeless!'
Guy: 'I don't look homeless, just revolutionary!'

"Che Guevara, Karl Marx, Darwin and Jesus had such revolutionary beards!"

by Erickd December 10, 2009

theo beard

A very fit horney ginger who's big and strong and has a massive penis and makes girls moist

Omg theo beard you make me wet

by The hat sexy hat May 12, 2016

Near Beard

The attempt at growing a beard, by somebody who is not fully capable of doing so. Often worn by males between 13 and 20, and are usually composed of peach fuzz or sporadically placed hairs of varying lengths.

Nah man, I'm working on my near beard!

by o ReVelatioN o December 4, 2010

trumpeter's beard

the soul patch-like beard that can be found under almost every trumpeter's lower lip.

check out that trumpeter's beard, he must be a true horn player.

by Josh Mogy. December 10, 2008

jelly beard

you lick someone out, and when you come up, you have pubic hairs around your mouth and in your teeth

"Eugh! you've got a jelly beard. how did that happen? i've got a shaven haven"
"I dunno"

by Amazin Ali April 24, 2004

chinstrap beard

The cheesy, minimalist Amish beard favored by many current Major League Baseball players. David Ortiz has a chinstrap beard. Can be augmented by a tuft at the chin, giving the appearance that one is wearing a helmet with a chin cup.

Jimmy was so proud because after months of practice, he was finally able to grow and perfect his chinstrap beard.

by Dwayne Hosey July 3, 2008