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Ted Bear

Ted Bear is a character created by Explosim Entertainment in their animated series Cyanide And Happiness , he acts like the Bear Grills of the set universe.
He has appeared in two shorts so far, the first in which he dies of overeating for "survival" and the second in which he splits open his overweight dead body from the inside like a snakeskin and emerges alive and well.
His catchphrase is "survival".
I'm Ted Bear and today I'm teaching you about survival!
by Nevernamed22 June 11, 2016
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bear puss

Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.
Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.

Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!

Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!
by Geltick January 21, 2018
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nunu bear

A term of endearment towards a loved one

(Usually a pet, But could also be used for a significant other)
"you're my nunu bear! I love you!"
by cats.are.neat January 1, 2020
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teddy bear

Teddy bear you were my teddy bear everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me
Melanie Martinez : imma wrote a song about a teddy bear so what
by little.kid.lover June 16, 2020
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Holly Bear

A beautiful girl with a amazing personality She is very shy and insecure but once you get to know her you will never want to lose her. If you have the privilege of dating her you should consider your self the luckiest person alive because she will always love you and care for you unconditionally.
Friend 1: He how are thing going between you two

Friend 2 : oh things are going great me and Holly Bear are really happy together

Friend 3 : you guys are so cute together

Friend 1: so cute
by Shorty bear August 28, 2020
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Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.
I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.
by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013
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a-bear-tion

just like an abortion, but for bears, and you have to use a sledgehamah
dat bear got an a-bear-tion
by tehdudeofdudes August 22, 2012
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