Skip to main content

ya bastard

Scots word for george bush, gordon brown and other politicians
by AdamPaulSmith December 9, 2008
mugGet the ya bastard mug.

crack bastard

slang; a disreputible person not necessarily on drugs, but should be.
by ALienskumboy March 7, 2005
mugGet the crack bastard mug.

Greaseball bastard

A punk, brat, bitch who doesn't have purpose in life, with low IQ and thinks they're "hood"
"Damn, that greaseball bastard is drivin' me nuts"
by Mato333 June 16, 2018
mugGet the Greaseball bastard mug.

Bastard's Advocate

A "game" somewhat similar to "Devil's Advocate." Unlike Devil's Advocate, Bastard's Advocate relies on a person being a complete dick and/or asshole to someone else, relentlessly giving them shit. The ultimate reward here is to get the poor bastard to cry because he is a cunt rag.
You're gay. You're an idiot. I hate you. Faggot. Haha isn't Bastard's Advocate fun?!
by Eternal Critic August 1, 2012
mugGet the Bastard's Advocate mug.

Bastard Sandwich

An enigmatically caustic, pigheaded, maligned, stubborn bastard fuck. An ornery and unruly individual. Employs both arguments and insults with no context. Gleefully indulges in bastardom at any given opportunity, merrily fulfilled after satisfying their depleted bast-dometer with the contempt of others. An obstinate fuckhead who often doesn't know better. Don't worry, YOU might be right though, it's all those OTHER bastard fuckheads who are to blame.
"Why are you such a bastard-sandwich?"

"Ugh, you're as bad as they come. Somebody ate a bastard sandwich today."
mugGet the Bastard Sandwich mug.

Jack Bastard

A person with any affiliation to Swansea City FC.
Alfred Faithfull is a Jack Bastard.
by STFCDan2005 May 29, 2021
mugGet the Jack Bastard mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email