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Get the Greaseball bastard mug.A "game" somewhat similar to "Devil's Advocate." Unlike Devil's Advocate, Bastard's Advocate relies on a person being a complete dick and/or asshole to someone else, relentlessly giving them shit. The ultimate reward here is to get the poor bastard to cry because he is a cunt rag.
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Get the Bastard's Advocate mug.An enigmatically caustic, pigheaded, maligned, stubborn bastard fuck. An ornery and unruly individual. Employs both arguments and insults with no context. Gleefully indulges in bastardom at any given opportunity, merrily fulfilled after satisfying their depleted bast-dometer with the contempt of others. An obstinate fuckhead who often doesn't know better. Don't worry, YOU might be right though, it's all those OTHER bastard fuckheads who are to blame.
"Why are you such a bastard-sandwich?"
"Ugh, you're as bad as they come. Somebody ate a bastard sandwich today."
"Ugh, you're as bad as they come. Somebody ate a bastard sandwich today."
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