crack bastard

slang; a disreputible person not necessarily on drugs, but should be.

Steven is such a crack bastard.

by ALienskumboy March 08, 2005

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ya bastard

Scots word for george bush, gordon brown and other politicians

Hey you ya bastard

by AdamPaulSmith December 06, 2008

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ignore the bastard

self-explanatory

When Pritam barks , I prefer to "ignore the bastard"

by Dilip Advani April 02, 2003

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Bastard Sandwich

An enigmatically caustic, pigheaded, maligned, stubborn bastard fuck. An ornery and unruly individual. Employs both arguments and insults with no context. Gleefully indulges in bastardom at any given opportunity, merrily fulfilled after satisfying their depleted bast-dometer with the contempt of others. An obstinate fuckhead who often doesn't know better. Don't worry, YOU might be right though, it's all those OTHER bastard fuckheads who are to blame.

"Why are you such a bastard-sandwich?"

"Ugh, you're as bad as they come. Somebody ate a bastard sandwich today."

by the true inventor of dickblade August 10, 2014

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unbelievable bastard

Several steps beyond a regular bastard, someone so treacherous, conniving, and evil that you can't believe how much of a bastard they really are. Typically uttered after the unbelievable bastard has done something shockingly wicked.

After seeing millions of bodies littered across the landscape, all I could do was turn to the man responsible and say, "you unbelievable bastard..."

by RySenkari July 30, 2009

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