crack bastard

slang; a disreputible person not necessarily on drugs, but should be.

Steven is such a crack bastard.

by ALienskumboy March 08, 2005

ya bastard

Scots word for george bush, gordon brown and other politicians

Hey you ya bastard

by AdamPaulSmith December 06, 2008

ignore the bastard

self-explanatory

When Pritam barks , I prefer to "ignore the bastard"

by Dilip Advani April 02, 2003

Jack Bastard

A person with any affiliation to Swansea City FC.

Alfred Faithfull is a Jack Bastard.

by STFCDan2005 May 29, 2021

Bastard's Advocate

A "game" somewhat similar to "Devil's Advocate." Unlike Devil's Advocate, Bastard's Advocate relies on a person being a complete dick and/or asshole to someone else, relentlessly giving them shit. The ultimate reward here is to get the poor bastard to cry because he is a cunt rag.

You're gay. You're an idiot. I hate you. Faggot. Haha isn't Bastard's Advocate fun?!

by Eternal Critic March 17, 2012

unbelievable bastard

Several steps beyond a regular bastard, someone so treacherous, conniving, and evil that you can't believe how much of a bastard they really are. Typically uttered after the unbelievable bastard has done something shockingly wicked.

After seeing millions of bodies littered across the landscape, all I could do was turn to the man responsible and say, "you unbelievable bastard..."

by RySenkari July 30, 2009

Greaseball bastard

A punk, brat, bitch who doesn't have purpose in life, with low IQ and thinks they're "hood"

"Damn, that greaseball bastard is drivin' me nuts"

by Mato333 June 16, 2018