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Bagel

A weird donut without the sugar and it tastes bad, especially with sprinkles.
That donut looks like a bagel, so I'm not eating it
by Biggie Bagel May 1, 2019
mugGet the Bagelmug.

bagel rash

A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.

Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.

Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:

- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
by AlexTheNewGuy July 25, 2008
mugGet the bagel rashmug.

Bagel giver

The most amazing beautiful person in the world, everyone likes bagel giver if you don’t then you suck, They are amazing kind and beautiful and stunning and iconic
by Taezumazi January 8, 2022
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Door Bagel

Snack offered to persons overstaying their welcome.
A parting gift traditionally offered at the end of a failed relationship.
Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on the way out, Batman.
by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018
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Bageling

When a Jew sees another Jew in public (usually who he doesn't know) and goes over to tell a quick memo. Conversations like these are usually used to tell the other about a time and place for prayers. These will usually occur at any populated public place .(e.g. amusement parks)
Example of Bageling in Context
*At Epcot in Disney World*
*Jewish bystander walking*
*Other Jewish man walking*
*spots jewish bystander, walks over*
Other Jewish Man: "MINCHA BY MEXICO AT 5:30"
by Huds23 May 9, 2016
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Bagel Rizz

Bagel rizz is something only a stupid mf named Samad would attempt to pull off. It includes the act of offering to buy a bitch a bagel in hopes to pipe. Bagel rizz has a 0% success rate and always ends in being laughed at in public.
Nahh no way this stupid mf tried bagel rizz on that bih
by DontBeatWomenPlz May 6, 2024
mugGet the Bagel Rizzmug.

Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.
Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.
by BigDog823 November 2, 2019
mugGet the Bagel in the assmug.

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