Bagel

Someone who is as dumb as or has the same level of intelligence as a Bagel, generally used to just call someone stupid

Person 1: six times six is 74
Person 2: Dude you're literally a Bagel

by CloudKidJosh June 16, 2022

Bagel

A word I say when it is 5 a.m. and I feel high but I’m not

Bagels 🥯

by Jb0705 June 20, 2022

Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !

Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”

by noodleiscool June 22, 2022

yellow bagel fever

The yellow bagel fever is a special form of yellow fever, a preference especially of guys for Asian women, who in this case grew up in New York City.

Someone: Don't you think Ka-Yee is a little crazy? I have the feeling that New York has spoiled her.
Dude: No, I think she's hot.
Someone: Ok, but you also have yellow bagel fever.

by Jopronas August 21, 2022

Blumpkin bagel

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.

It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.

by Muffins. August 24, 2022

CROTCH BAGEL

The visual image a woman displays between her legs while wearing yoga pants.....another take on the common term camel toe.

She's really sporting a crotch bagel with those pants.

by RVRGUY September 1, 2022

Big Apple Bagels

An American franchised chain of bakery-cafes based in Deerfield, Illinois. Coffee, along with a variety of other related products are sold

Big Apple Bagels are the best.

by SPrice1980 April 23, 2022