trash blaster

A Splatoon weapon that has no skill requirements to use and aggravates a majority of players.

“They’ve got three trash blasters on their team!”

by Yudoodis September 16, 2018

Master Blaster

The fattest, longest, most absurdly huge line of ketamine imaginable. Strictly intended for one person to snort all at once. It can and should render the user capable of fourth dimensional space perception and astral travel. (Original term taken from the film "Mad Max")

I watched some head at the show last night knock back a Master Blaster of K. He didn't move or speak for almost an hour afterwards!

by Rawohxela420 September 29, 2018

vision blaster

Slang for Victoria bitter, an Australian beer.

Me: You boys keen for some vision blasters this arvo?
Boys: shit yeah!

by Lewi the fly February 22, 2019

anus blaster

When your fart Jakes the AC130 chain gun from modern warfare remastered

Damn dude did you make the anus blaster

Yea I did

by Delta54 June 22, 2019

Hog Blaster

Someone who jacks off on pigs

Word around school is Brian is a real hog blaster

by JayBush August 16, 2019

Ghetto Blaster

A rocket launching portable false bit larger (more so then usual portable players but smaller than a 80’s family stereo system) cassette player invented by M

“it’s something we’re inventing for the Americans l. I call it a ghetto blaster” - Q in 1987’s The Living Daylights.

by Cdn_Stoner_420_247 September 26, 2019

Baja Blaster

When a sea cucumber busts a green nut

I can never go to Naples again because last time I went I got covered in Baja Blaster.

by Baja blaster October 10, 2019