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Ells the awkward ginger virgin
by Ells is awkward March 23, 2021
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Awkward Coaster

When you're taken along for an awkward ride when your friend invites you to hangout when he's actually on a date with his girlfriend.
John invites Andrew to hangout with him. Andrew goes to hangout, and all John does the whole time he's with him is he makes out with his bitch, so Andrew is taken on an Awkward Coaster ride.

-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.
by NotChuckxoxo March 20, 2010
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awkward tree

A person who could be so awkward they could be a tree
Guy: You kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: Nah, she's an awkward tree
by NotK1w1 May 4, 2017
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Awkward stamp

A condition in which and individual is persistently viewed as socially awkward or weird to the point of it causing them stress in their social life and interactions with others. Awkward referring to the perception of the behavior by others and a stamp to describe the affliction. It's still not fully known if an awkward stamp is developed or something that one is born with but it usually does seem to manifest itself even in early childhood. Awkward stamp does affect males by far more than females. Those with an awkward stamp may develop faster than their peers and be completely fine intellectually but struggle socializing with others and communicating certain things via living up to societal expectations and whatnot. Individuals with an awkward stamp may often be referred to as weird by their peers and have a higher rate of being socially outcasted or just outright harassed and mocked. People with this may often also have a lot of unorthodox beliefs that can be misconstrued or have obscure or uncommon passions.
Student A : Student B is acting so weird

Teacher : Student B has an awkward stamp, please be patient with them and respectful
Student A : I'm sorry I did not know that. Good to know now then.
by Joseph Sneep September 22, 2023
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Awkwardness

Ryan dowling is basically all of this
Awkwardness -R u like Ryan aka a awkward fuck
by ,?.! May 27, 2020
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awkwardness rizz

When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the guy. Usually doesn't work.
Boy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."

Boy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkwardness rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
by michael.e.scott February 12, 2024
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Awkwardness

Any group of teenage boys, especially in the presence of an attractive female.
Look at that awkwardness of kids acting like idiots.
by AdhesiveSeaMonkey January 15, 2024
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