Bowl full of awkward

Generally used to describe that awkward moment that went past the line, WAY past the line. And it is most likely coming from THAT guy whose not in your group of friends.

James: Last night Sally and I just sat back and watched movies.
Bobby: Did she give you a good ole rusty trombone last night?
James: Well---
(out of nowhere) THAT guy: Oh man, last night I gave this hooker a one two punch and then a cleveland steamer. OH YEA!!
Bobby: Well that was a bowl full of awkward...

by Islander7149 April 14, 2011

thats awkward

A phrase used when in an awkward situation, usually to make it seem less awkward for yourself, although usually doubling the awkwardness of the others involved.

"I'm so fat, i hate it!" -Fat Girl

*awkward silence*

"Thats awkward." -Chill dude

by adds24 April 10, 2011

balls awkward

When a males sacs are used in an awkward situation.

Christie:OMG thats so balls awkward that that guy just hit on you.
Lori:OMG i know, that is balls awkward.

by Chibolita July 1, 2008

turtle awkward

the most awkward or out of the ordinary expierience.

sarahs english class was turtle awkward the day after she got drunk and madeout with a geek in her class. talking to your ex.

by christina_jessica September 27, 2008

Terminally Awkward

When someone is so awkward it's a legitimate disease.

You are so terminally awkward that being in the same room as you causes physical pain.

by Sangichan October 19, 2011

awkwardly awkward

when you're so awkward it cripples you in any situation where you need to speak

hello and i'm eve please excuse my awkwardly awkward sense of speaking

by shwoke April 19, 2018

salty awkward turtle

a delicious and nutritious, yet extremely awkward snack, created by shaniqua and bonfufu.

consisting of: awkward chocolate, awkward caramel, awkward nuts, and to top it all off, AWKWARD SALT,the king of awkwardness.

Shaniqua: "man, did you taste that salty awkward turtle?"
Bonfufu: "Nah, I was too busy workin' that pole."

by Bonfufu&Shaniqua INC. December 30, 2008