Alyssa

A dirty white whore that would fuck anything that crawls . She is a manipulative bitch and does not respect her mom because she’s a piece of shit but it’s okay because her mom prays for the day she gets a call that her not so precious Alyssa has overdosed on drugs or dick .

Did you see that Alyssa bitch

Yeah I wouldn’t tap that

Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that

Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture

by A Wise man speaking facts May 7, 2023

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Alyssa

is a beautiful girl who refuses to believe she is no matter how much you try to convince her, an Alyssa can be somewhat sarcastic, a Alyssa is a really great friend, Alyssas are kind and willing to help anyone in need, they are also therapists of friend groups, an Alyssa usually rants about their personal life to their close friends whenever it happens, Alyssas usually just like to say the things on their mind out of no where, it is never a dull moment when you talk to an Alyssa, you can literally talk about a book, and it can be somewhat interesting, Alyssas are trust worthy and loyal, they trust and believe other people easily, but if you lie to them, they would usually ignore you so that you can stop talking to them, do not get on their bad side as well, if you ever tried to pick a fight with an Alyssa, prepare your self because your in for a world of pain, Alyssas have a lot of witty come backs when it comes to fighting them, they spit facts and offends when you try to proove your point at something, Alyssas are smart, and brave, even when they slack, they can still do a good job, Alyssas love to prove their points or what they believe in right so if your trying to prove your point right with an Alyssa, it is no use, Alyssas are also very forgiving so if you have an Alyssa in your life hold on to them, you are a very lucky person if you have an Alyssa in your life. Alyssas also like to bring up good memories from the past, and bring up nostalgic things.

Friend 1 - Alyssa is such an forgiving person..

Friend 2 - I know right? man how could she even forgive those so called "friends" of hers after making her drink toilet water??!!! and still be friends with them??!!!

Friend 3 - Alyssa is to forgiving and kind for her own sake, I can't believe she didn't even report that to the teachers after that incident

Friend 2 - yeah.. she literally only told her mom, man I wonder how her mom reacted about all this..

Friend 1 - yikes!...

by thisisnotmymain March 29, 2022

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