Alaskan Beef Cake

A girl takes a poop and heats it up in the microwave. Then the guy eats it and pukes it up in her cunt.

"dude. Me and Phyllis had some kinky sex last night"
"broo. did you pull off the Alaskan Beef Cake?"
"HELL NO"

by DatPlowKing September 5, 2011

Alastair Wright

amazing in every single way girls go mental when they see him. He also resembles a celery stick.

GIRL: WOOOOOOOW hes so hot must be an Alastair Wright

by gigglemyshniggle April 28, 2011

alaskapigeon

A huge whoremonger

Kid A: That guy named Monbrey is into alaskapigeons

Kid B: Duhh

by LadyCaCa June 10, 2011

Alaska Blumpkin

A combination of a blumpkin and an alaskan pipeline.

Shitting while getting a blowjob and then putting it into a frozen condom to fuck a girl in the ass.

I gave her an alaska blumpkin.

by jwrj53 January 14, 2013

Alaska

Physically part of Canada but it's the 49th state of the United States.

Person A: Alaskan Pride!
Person B: So do you want me to call you American or Canadian??
Person A: Maybe both. If you want to.
Person B: Ok.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

alaskan tornado

When the male stretches the womans anus to where he can pour mentos into her and then coke, mixing it with a whisk as the woman tries to push out the mixture.

"Honey do you want to try Alaskan tornado on the bed or in the kids room?"

by Reddead432 July 22, 2017

Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze

An Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze is when a guy shits in a condom, freezes it, takes it out of the condom, uses it on a chick as a dildo and then showing it in her mouth.

Bro, why is Denise wearing brown lipstick?

She's not, that rascal Noah just gave her an Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze.

by Felix Torino November 2, 2019