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Squid

A sometimes derogatory, usually joking adjective used to describe nerds and grinders. People who fit this description are extremely interested in STEM, (allegedly) intellectually superior, elitist, overly hardworking, and have few personality traits beyond studying and sweating. In some circumstances, the word 'squid' may be used as praise. Generally, a squid will evolve through the following stages: baby squid--> calamari squid--> giant squid--> colossal squid--> kraken. The squid is also the official mascot of the math team and is used on all the merch.
That dude is such a squid, he got a perfect score on the math test even though the average was 55%.
You're still grinding for AP exams even though you're a senior?? Holy squid, dude.
Bro, I just saw the squiddiest little kid I've ever seen passing by. He's the 5'3'' kid wearing the unwashed gray hoodie and bearing a strong aura of compsci.
by sammyjohn153 May 30, 2025
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Squid

by John Quillll April 21, 2025
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Milking the squid

Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.
I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.
by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025
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Squid

The best person on this planet who is your BFF. She normally goes by the name Sydney
Hey Squid, wanna hang out today?
by Squid15 November 19, 2019
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Squid Game

This lowkey happen when a barely legal Japanese girl crams a moist octopus/squid in her pussy. The object of the game is to see how many days you can leave it in there.
Xing Ling Po was caught playing squid game in her room. He father Chow Wong Dong was very furious! Don't play squid game. Squid game no good. No good is squid game.
by bootyclapper34135 March 29, 2023
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Literally Squid Game

Referring to an overmarketed product which follows similar notes to Squid Game's over-marketisation by big corporations, ironically going against the entire point of the show.
1: Hey 2, know that show about money struggles that you liked? They just released a Happy Meal themed around it!
2: Literally Squid Game man.
by suprer June 28, 2025
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Squid Game

A sexual maneuver executed after having your partner consume a large meal. The partner that has consumed a copious amount of food is placed on a revolving object such a carousel, swivel chair, or lazy susan. The other partner spins the first and stops them after one revolution. After which the second party stuffs a squid or cephalopod equivalent into an orifice of the first party’s choosing. This continues until the first party vomits or soils themselves. The second party then fornicates with whichever orifice first released the squid.
“Terrence and I had a mukbang now we’re gonna play The Squid Game.”

“Why are you eating so much? Will you be playing the Squid Game later?”

“We only go to Golden Corral if we are planning on doing The Squid Game later”
by 6beers in 2balls Out November 3, 2021
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