strangle the snake

What a male says when he is going to masterbate.

Chad: Hey imma go strangle the snake
Emma: What do you mean?
Chad: Imma go masterbate to photos of you

Emma: ...

by HerDixiNormis October 27, 2018

Plumber's Snake

A coiling shit that resembles a snake with one end extending down through the toilette.

This plumber's snake isn't going to unclog anything!

by thatsalog February 3, 2015

Snakes in the grass

A bunch of people laying in the grass can't be up to anything good.

Which of the snakes in the grass were king snakes and which ones were copperheads? You don't always know by the shape of their heads like the reptilians on the side of the road.

by Solid Mantis June 6, 2019

The Big Snake

Phrase used to describe the Harvard Economics Department. Likely originates from the derogatory "snake" used to define Harvard students interested in embodying the word "pretentious."

He's a professor for The Big Snake.

by _Onamonapia December 19, 2019

Solid Snake

The act in which your 'Big Boss' is fully erect.

Not to be confused with Liquid Snake which is primarily caused by heavy consumption of taco Bell. Me coming into the bedroom with my Solid Snake. My girlfriend: Snake Snake!!!!!

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Snake Lover

Snake Lovers are a group who has a snake fetish, often fantasizing about snakeskin being pulled across their skin and/or a snakes scaly tail sliding inside of the snake lovers ass/pussy and often masturbates to those fantasize but never performs these acts in the real-world. some can become aroused with just a image of their prefer snake. May collect snake related items

there are some subgroup of Snake Lovers, like the Snake Foodies the Snake Fuckers and the Squeeze Toys

He's a snake lover.
You sure are a snake lover!
I'm a snake lover.

by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018

Sneaky Snake

Someone who can get away with anything and it’s very slippery

“damn mark stole my hair elastic what a sneaky snake”

by Sneaky snake101 November 16, 2017