Sports

Nowadays, with people who focus on just breaking records or mindless stats, the focus on why people came up with sports in the first place is lost. A group of kids with no pads and no formal rules getting together to play sports in a neighborhood is less likely to end up with any serious injuries than in pro sports, especially when kids know they're going to see each other again on a regular basis, in case the kid with the chip on his/her shoulder is thinking about breaking some bones and taking another kid out for an extended time, or in case another kid is thinking about hiding out for an extended time over an overextended ankle or sore thumb.

People who want people to focus on mindless stats or broken records are missing the point of why there are sports in the first place. Superheroes don't exist, so the point of sports is not to become one.

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021

BROKE BITCH SPORT

Broke Bitch Sport : WHEN A RATCHET LOW INCOME BROKE FEMALE ENGAGE INTO AN ALTERCATION WITH ANOTHER INDIVIDUAL BUT HAS NO STANDARDS NOR PROSPECTS.

I DONT BEEF WITH HOES THATS (BROKE BITCH SPORT)

by ARTISTONTHEBEAT May 4, 2021

wind sports

Farting on or being farted on for sexual pleasure.

I thought we were just going to do some wind sports but he followed through.

by templehoffer October 26, 2012

cliche sport

A cliché sport is one that is worldly recognized and played by many of all ages and is no longer a hip sport to play. Soccer would be a great example of a cliché sport for no matter where you go, there is a plethora of soccer players, fields, and balls. It is simply not a very hip sport to play anymore and is hence named a cliché sport.

cliché sport soccer cliche sport

by Lizzie Applebottom August 31, 2013

Major Sport

Activity that is demanding of physical prowess, it is competitive and it makes you sweat a lot (this includes cleaning)

"Cleaning is a major sport"

by Ten Inches January 1, 2012

Sports Coma

The lethargic and often helpless state one enters after their "team" loses. Can be a prolonged state and affect a wide area such as a city or region.

"Jerry has been in his room for three hours."
"Yeah this Peyton Manning thing has im in a real sports coma"

by Frederick Jackson October 16, 2011

Impeccable Sports

Impeccable Sports is an oxymoron and the name of a popular sports gossip blog.

Yo did you see Michele Beadle and that porn star on Impeccable Sports?

by impeccablesports November 4, 2011