Hog Rubber

A person who enjoys the act of rubbing other people’s johns (commonly known as penises) for the single purpose of mischief.

“Damn, Bobby won’t quit rubbing my PENIS, he’s a real Hog Rubber”

by RealBallClapper May 16, 2025

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Forgotten rubber

A used condom that has been forgotten between the bed and pillow.

Where did I put the rubber. oh well guess I will call it the Forgotten rubber.

by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014

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by Skeet fuck shit June 26, 2021

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when someone bites the curb but instead of their head getting stamped on, they get a large heavy tire dropped on the back of their skull

Person 1: Aw shit, your fucked up what happened?
Person 2: ERRRGHHHH OOOOO!
Doctor guy: He got rubber cubber.

by cuhbluh May 24, 2024

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when someone gives another person a blowjob while they have a dildo up their ass

person 1: Did you hear Person 3 got a rubber cubber on the weekend?
person 2: No I didn't, how big was the dildo?

by cuhbluh May 24, 2024

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When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."

by Scorchingghost December 20, 2020

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When someone named Landon eats so much toe jam that his mouth feels as if it is covered with rubber and then tucks his tongue to swallow

Hey man I had a bad case of rubber tuck last night

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